{"id":1610,"date":"2014-12-31T22:13:18","date_gmt":"2014-12-31T20:13:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1610"},"modified":"2014-12-31T22:13:18","modified_gmt":"2014-12-31T20:13:18","slug":"how-to-tell-the-weather","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1610","title":{"rendered":"How to Tell the Weather"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it&#8217;s probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard.<\/li>\n<li>If the dog&#8217;s fur looks like it&#8217;s been rubbed the wrong way, it&#8217;s probably windy.<\/li>\n<li>If the dog has snow on his back, it&#8217;s probably snowing.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this, you have to leave the dog outside all the time, especially if you expect bad weather.<\/p>\n<p>Sincerely,<br \/>\nThe CAT<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it&#8217;s probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard. If the dog&#8217;s fur looks like it&#8217;s been rubbed the wrong [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[309,1508],"class_list":["post-1610","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dogs","tag-canine","tag-weather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1610","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1610"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1610\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1610"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1610"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1610"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}