{"id":1608,"date":"2014-12-31T22:12:01","date_gmt":"2014-12-31T20:12:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1608"},"modified":"2014-12-31T22:12:01","modified_gmt":"2014-12-31T20:12:01","slug":"walkies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1608","title":{"rendered":"Walkies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\">(To the tune of &#8220;Sleigh Ride&#8221;)<br \/>\nCopyright 1996 Dogmama and Detroit Download Central<\/p>\n<p>jingle, tingle, jingle, tingle, jingle tingle,<br \/>\noh&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Just hear those dog tags jingling<br \/>\nRing ting tingling too<br \/>\nCome on it\u2019s lovely weather<br \/>\nFor a walkie together with you<\/p>\n<p>Oh it\u2019s just like Iditarod<br \/>\nPulling you on the ice<br \/>\nWe\u2019ve got the leashes in our mouths<br \/>\nWe\u2019re not gonna ask twice<\/p>\n<p>Giddy-yup giddy-yup, giddy-yup let&#8217;s go<br \/>\nWe\u2019ll eat all the snow<br \/>\nWe\u2019ll drag you around till your cheeks glow<br \/>\nGiddy-yup giddy-yup, giddy-yup it&#8217;s grand<br \/>\nTugging at your hand<br \/>\nWe\u2019re galloping after the scent of a doggie parade that\u2019s grand<\/p>\n<p>The other dogs are out there now<br \/>\nMaking tracks in the snow<br \/>\nAll the best smells are fading fast<br \/>\nTo the park we must go<\/p>\n<p>So grab that leash and hurry up<br \/>\nAnxious doggies are we<br \/>\nWe\u2019re loaded up with water<br \/>\nSo we can mark every tree!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(To the tune of &#8220;Sleigh Ride&#8221;) Copyright 1996 Dogmama and Detroit Download Central jingle, tingle, jingle, tingle, jingle tingle, oh&#8230; Just hear those dog tags jingling Ring ting tingling too Come on it\u2019s lovely weather For a walkie together with you Oh it\u2019s just like Iditarod Pulling you on the ice We\u2019ve got the leashes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[531,1337],"class_list":["post-1608","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dogs","tag-dog-walks","tag-song"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1608","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1608"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1608\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}