(to the tune of “Let it Snow”)
\nCopyright 1996 Dogmama and Detroit Download Central<\/p>\n
Oh the snow in the yard is yellow
\nThanks to our doggie fellow
\nBut the droppings sink way down low
\nLet it snow. Let it snow. Let it snow!<\/p>\n
So the scooper sits rusting outside
\nAs we wait for Spring and “low tide”
\nThe piles will wait down below
\nLet it snow. Let it snow. Let it snow!<\/p>\n
In the warmth of the summer sun
\nWe must scoop every day in the yard
\nBut as soon as the winter comes
\nFinding the stuff gets quite hard<\/p>\n
While the piles sit there fertilizing
\nOur backs aren\u2019t exercising
\nOur rest is short, this we know
\n(please)
\nLet it snow. Let it snow. Let it snow!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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