{"id":1604,"date":"2014-12-31T22:08:49","date_gmt":"2014-12-31T20:08:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1604"},"modified":"2014-12-31T22:08:49","modified_gmt":"2014-12-31T20:08:49","slug":"new-dog-breeds-recognized-by-the-akc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1604","title":{"rendered":"New Dog Breeds Recognized by the AKC"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<p><li>Collie + Lhasa Apso<br \/>\nCollapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Spitz + Chow Chow<br \/>\nSpitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Pointer + Setter<br \/>\nPoinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Great Pyrenees + Dachshund<br \/>\nPyradachs, a puzzling breed<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso<br \/>\nPeekasso, an abstract dog<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel<br \/>\nIrish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever<br \/>\nLab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Newfoundland + Basset Hound<br \/>\nNewfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Terrier + Bulldog<br \/>\nTerribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Bloodhound + Labrador<br \/>\nBlabador, a dog that barks incessantly<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Malamute + Pointer<br \/>\nMoot Point, owned by&#8230;.oh, well, it doesn&#8217;t matter anyway<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Collie + Malamute<br \/>\nCommute, a dog that travels to work<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Deerhound + Terrier<br \/>\nDerriere, a dog that&#8217;s true to the end<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Bull Terrier + Shitzu<br \/>\nOh, never mind&#8230;.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Collie + Lhasa Apso Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport Spitz + Chow Chow Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot Pointer + Setter Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet Great Pyrenees + Dachshund Pyradachs, a puzzling breed Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso Peekasso, an abstract dog Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[277,309],"class_list":["post-1604","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dogs","tag-breeds","tag-canine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1604","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1604"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1604\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1604"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1604"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1604"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}