(to the tune of “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree”)<\/p>\n
Markin’ around The Christmas Tree
\nWhat a doggie holiday
\nJust doin’ what comes naturally
\nEven though it’s Christmas Day<\/p>\n
Markin’ around The Christmas Tree
\nGotta squirt each present twice
\nSpreading our scent on all this stuff
\nIt’s a doggie paradise<\/p>\n
There may be some screaming when the humans rise at dawn
\n(but remember)
\nGrandma wraps her gifts in plastic
\nHey – come on – it’s nothing drastic<\/p>\n
Markin’ around the Christmas tree
\nWe just do what boydogs do
\nDoin our duty gracefully
\nAnd we’ll share our loot with you<\/p>\n
Markin’ around the Christmas tree
\nAll precautions were in vain
\nWe must own everything we see
\nSo we stake our doggie claim<\/p>\n
Markin’ around the Christmas tree
\nWe don’t see the problem here
\nBut if we’re caught we know that we
\nWill be dragged off by the ear<\/p>\n
People shout and tell us we are evil little curs
\n(but remember)
\nWe’re not trying to be snotty
\nYOU installed this indoor potty<\/p>\n
Markin’ around the Christmas Tree
\nGonna check our list off twice
\nWhen Santa visits, we know he
\nCan just sniff out who is NICE!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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