Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, “Jesus is watching you.”<\/p>\n
Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. “Jesus is watching you,” the voice boomed again.<\/p>\n
The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot, “Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?”<\/p>\n
“Yes”, said the parrot.<\/p>\n
The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot, “What’s your name?”<\/p>\n
“Clarence,” said the bird.<\/P><\/p>\n
“That’s a dumb name for a parrot,” sneered the burglar. “What idiot named you Clarence?”<\/p>\n
The parrot said, “The same idiot who named the rottweiler Jesus.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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