{"id":1580,"date":"2014-12-31T21:31:19","date_gmt":"2014-12-31T19:31:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1580"},"modified":"2014-12-31T21:31:19","modified_gmt":"2014-12-31T19:31:19","slug":"a-translation-of-yankee-dog-to-southern-dawg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1580","title":{"rendered":"A Translation Of Yankee Dog To Southern Dawg"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>To all you dog lovers out there and those who understand the difference between Yankees and Southerners&#8230;<\/P><\/p>\n<ul>\n<p><li>(Yankee) German Shepherd Dog<br \/>\n(Southern) Poh-leece Dawg<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>(Yankee) Poodle<br \/>\n(Southern) Circus Dawg<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>(Yankee) St. Bernard<br \/>\n(Southern) &#8220;Thank Gawd, Here Comes The Whiskey Dawg&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>(Yankee) Doberman Pinscher<br \/>\n(Southern-2 versions) Bad Dawg, or Dobimin Pinches<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>(Yankee) Beagle<br \/>\n(Southern) Rabbit Dawg<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>(Yankee) Rottweiler<br \/>\n(Southern) Bad Dawg AND Mean As Heck Dawg. Good dawg to guard the still.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>(Yankee) Yellow Lab<br \/>\n(Southern) Ol&#8217; Yeller Dawg<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>(Yankee) Black Lab<br \/>\n(Southern) Duck fetchin&#8217; Dawg<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>(Yankee) Greyhound<br \/>\n(Southern) Greased Lightnin&#8217; Dawg<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>(Yankee) Malinois<br \/>\n(Southern) Another kind of Poh-leece Dawg<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>(Yankee) Blue Ticks, Red Bones, etc.<br \/>\n(Southern) Prize Coon Dawgs<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>(Yankee) Pekinese<br \/>\n(Southern) Mop Dawg<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>(Yankee) Chinese Crested<br \/>\n(Southern) Nekkid Dawg<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>(Yankee) Dachshund<br \/>\n(Southern) Weenie Dawg<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>(Yankee) Siberian Husky<br \/>\n(Southern) Sled-Pullin&#8217; Dawg<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>(Yankee) Bouvier, Komondor<br \/>\n(Southern) &#8220;What The Heck Kinda Dawg Is That?&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>(Yankee) Great Dane, Mastiff<br \/>\n(Southern) Danged BIG Dawg<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>(Yankee) Any dog that raids the hen house<br \/>\n(Southern) Egg-Suckin&#8217; Dawg<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>(Yankee) Any lazy dog<br \/>\n(Southern) Good fer nothin&#8217; Dawg<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>(Yankee) Any dog that&#8217;s dead and buried and gone to the Rainbow Bridge<br \/>\n(Southern) Best danged Dawg I ever had&#8230;<sniff><\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To all you dog lovers out there and those who understand the difference between Yankees and Southerners&#8230; (Yankee) German Shepherd Dog (Southern) Poh-leece Dawg (Yankee) Poodle (Southern) Circus Dawg (Yankee) St. Bernard (Southern) &#8220;Thank Gawd, Here Comes The Whiskey Dawg&#8221; (Yankee) Doberman Pinscher (Southern-2 versions) Bad Dawg, or Dobimin Pinches (Yankee) Beagle (Southern) Rabbit Dawg [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[309,484,1456],"class_list":["post-1580","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dogs","tag-canine","tag-dawg","tag-translations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1580","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1580"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1580\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}