The dogs they had a meeting.
\nAnd they come from near and far.
\nSome came on bicycles,
\nAnd some of them came by car.
\nY’know, before they could enter,
\nOr even take a look,
\nThey had to take their asshole off,
\nAnd hang it on a hook.
\nBut before they even got seated,
\nEvery mother, pup, and sire,
\nAn old dog hollered from the back,
\n“Run for your life. It’s a FIRE!”
\nThe crowd of dogs began to panic,
\nAnd nobody stopped to look.
\nThey grabbed the nearest asshole,
\nOff the very nearest hook.
\nAnd this is why, even today,
\nA dog will drop a nice juicy bone,
\nAnd go to smell another dog’s ass,
\nTo see if it’s not his own.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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