{"id":1554,"date":"2014-12-31T20:57:10","date_gmt":"2014-12-31T18:57:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1554"},"modified":"2014-12-31T20:57:10","modified_gmt":"2014-12-31T18:57:10","slug":"doggie-smells","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1554","title":{"rendered":"Doggie Smells"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\">(to the tune of &#8220;Jingle Bells&#8221;)<br \/>\nCopyright 1996 Dogmama and Detroit Download Central<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">Dashing through the park<br \/>\nWith our noses to the ground<br \/>\nWalking on our ears<br \/>\nPretending to be hounds<br \/>\nNot using our eyes<br \/>\nWe navigate by smell<br \/>\nIf its over an inch high<br \/>\nThen, it\u2019s got a tale to tell<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">Oh, Doggie smells<br \/>\nDoggie smells<br \/>\nOutside of our home<br \/>\nOh we love those doggie smells<br \/>\nWhen on the leash we roam<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">Doggie smells<br \/>\nDoggie smells<br \/>\nMarking every tree<br \/>\nAll our other doggie friends<br \/>\nHave stopped right here to pee!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(to the tune of &#8220;Jingle Bells&#8221;) Copyright 1996 Dogmama and Detroit Download Central Dashing through the park With our noses to the ground Walking on our ears Pretending to be hounds Not using our eyes We navigate by smell If its over an inch high Then, it\u2019s got a tale to tell Oh, Doggie smells [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[1326,1337],"class_list":["post-1554","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dogs","tag-smells","tag-song"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1554","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1554"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1554\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1554"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1554"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1554"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}