{"id":154,"date":"2014-12-21T14:06:00","date_gmt":"2014-12-21T14:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=154"},"modified":"2014-12-21T14:06:00","modified_gmt":"2014-12-21T14:06:00","slug":"the-aol-oath","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=154","title":{"rendered":"The AOL Oath"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Raise your mouse in your right hand, put your left hand over your heart and repeat:<\/p>\n<p>I, (state your name):<\/p>\n<ul>\n<LI>promise to be online at all possible times.<\/p>\n<li>To answer all mail from people I know.<\/LI>\n<li>To boldly Surf, Click, Check, Search, Chat, :o), {}, BRB and any others LOL, ROTF, like nobody has done before.<\/LI>\n<li>I will be pleasant and kind to all AOL members (except the cyber geeks, unless I&#8217;m really in the mood).<\/LI>\n<p><li>I will remember screen names as I would my own parents names.<br \/>\n(Children?  Who&#8217;s got time?)<\/LI><\/p>\n<li>I am addicted and I vow to complete my quest to find out who the heck General Fault is, and why is he in my darned Computer.<\/LI><\/ul>\n<p>So help me Steve Case.<\/p>\n<p>Amen<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Raise your mouse in your right hand, put your left hand over your heart and repeat: I, (state your name): promise to be online at all possible times. To answer all mail from people I know. To boldly Surf, Click, Check, Search, Chat, :o), {}, BRB and any others LOL, ROTF, like nobody has done [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[145,406,1085],"class_list":["post-154","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aol","tag-aol","tag-computer","tag-oath"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=154"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}