{"id":1531,"date":"2014-12-31T20:03:45","date_gmt":"2014-12-31T18:03:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1531"},"modified":"2014-12-31T20:03:45","modified_gmt":"2014-12-31T18:03:45","slug":"womens-english","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1531","title":{"rendered":"Women&#8217;s English"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Yes<br \/>\nNo<\/li>\n<p><li>No<br \/>\nYes<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Maybe<br \/>\nNo<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>I&#8217;m sorry.<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll be sorry.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>We need<br \/>\nI want<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>It&#8217;s your decision<br \/>\nThe correct decision should be obvious by now.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Do what you want<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll pay for this later.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>We need to talk<br \/>\nI need to complain<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Sure&#8230; go ahead<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t want you to.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>I&#8217;m not upset<br \/>\nOf course I&#8217;m upset, you moron!<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>You&#8217;re &#8230; so manly<br \/>\nYou need a shave and you sweat a lot.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>You&#8217;re certainly attentive tonight<br \/>\nIs sex all you ever think about?<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Be romantic, turn out the lights<br \/>\nI have flabby thighs.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><\/TR><\/p>\n<p><TR><\/p>\n<p><li>This kitchen is so inconvenient<br \/>\nI want a new house.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>I want new curtains<br \/>\nand carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper&#8230;..<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Hang the picture there<br \/>\nNO, I mean hang it there!<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>I heard a noise<br \/>\nI noticed you were almost asleep.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Do you love me?<br \/>\nI&#8217;m going to ask for something expensive.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>How much do you love me?<br \/>\nI did something today you&#8217;re really not going to like.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>I&#8217;ll be ready in a minute.<br \/>\nKick off your shoes and find a game on TV.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Is my butt fat?<br \/>\nTell me I&#8217;m beautiful.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>You have to learn to communicate.<br \/>\nJust agree with me.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Are you listening to me!?<br \/>\nToo late, you&#8217;re dead.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Was that the baby?<br \/>\nWhy don&#8217;t you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>I&#8217;m not yelling!<br \/>\nYes I am yelling because I think this is important.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes No No Yes Maybe No I&#8217;m sorry. You&#8217;ll be sorry. We need I want It&#8217;s your decision The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want You&#8217;ll pay for this later. We need to talk I need to complain Sure&#8230; go ahead I don&#8217;t want you to. I&#8217;m not upset Of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[492,1537],"class_list":["post-1531","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dictionaries","tag-definitions","tag-womens"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1531","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1531"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1531\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}