{"id":1529,"date":"2014-12-31T20:03:03","date_gmt":"2014-12-31T18:03:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1529"},"modified":"2014-12-31T20:03:03","modified_gmt":"2014-12-31T18:03:03","slug":"travel-agent-terms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1529","title":{"rendered":"Travel Agent Terms"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Old world charm<br \/>\nRoom with no TV, radio and only 1 light.<\/li>\n<p><li>Tropical<br \/>\nRainy.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Majestic setting<br \/>\nA long way from town, at end of dirt road.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Options galore<br \/>\nNothing is included in the price.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Secluded hideaway<br \/>\nDirections to locate unclear.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Some budget rooms<br \/>\nSorry, already occupied.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Explore on your own<br \/>\nAt your own expense.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Minutes From ???<br \/>\nBy Plane<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Romantic<br \/>\nNo Phone in room<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Knowledgeable trip hosts<br \/>\nThey&#8217;ve flown in an airplane before.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>No extra fees<br \/>\nNo extras available.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Bird Watchers Paradise<br \/>\nYour car&#8217;s paint will never be the same<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Nominal fee<br \/>\nOutrageous charge.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Standard<br \/>\nSub-standard.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Deluxe<br \/>\nBarely Standard.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Superior accommodations<br \/>\nOne complimentary chocolate, free shower cap.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>All the amenities<br \/>\nTwo chocolates, two shower caps.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Just Like Home<br \/>\nNo Maid service<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Plush<br \/>\nBoth top and bottom sheets, bed shakes.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Gentle breezes<br \/>\nIn hurricane alley.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Light and airy<br \/>\nNo air conditioning.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Picturesque<br \/>\nTheme park nearby.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>24-hour bar<br \/>\nIce cubes at additional cost (when available).<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Old world charm Room with no TV, radio and only 1 light. Tropical Rainy. Majestic setting A long way from town, at end of dirt road. Options galore Nothing is included in the price. Secluded hideaway Directions to locate unclear. Some budget rooms Sorry, already occupied. Explore on your own At your own expense. Minutes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[492,1458],"class_list":["post-1529","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dictionaries","tag-definitions","tag-travel-agent"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1529","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1529"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1529\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1529"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1529"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1529"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}