{"id":1527,"date":"2014-12-31T20:01:55","date_gmt":"2014-12-31T18:01:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1527"},"modified":"2014-12-31T20:01:55","modified_gmt":"2014-12-31T18:01:55","slug":"politically-correct-sayings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1527","title":{"rendered":"Politically Correct Sayings"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Drunk = Spacially Perplexed<\/li>\n<li>Insane People = Comprehensibility Selective<\/li>\n<li>Insane People = Selectively Perceptive<\/li>\n<li>Bisexual = Sexually Non-preferential<\/li>\n<li>Bald = Folically Challenged<\/li>\n<li>Bald = Comb-Free<\/li>\n<li>Girl = Pre-Woman<\/li>\n<li>Short = Vertically Challenged<\/li>\n<li>Airhead = Reality Impaired<\/li>\n<li>Sarah Brightman = Alternatively Talented<\/li>\n<li>Dead = Metabolically Challenged<\/li>\n<li>Poor = Economically Deficient<\/li>\n<li>Poor = Economically Unprepared<\/li>\n<li>Slum = Economic Oppression Zone<\/li>\n<li>Hunter = Animal Assassin<\/li>\n<li>Old People = Gerentologically Advanced<\/li>\n<li>Homeless = Optionally Residential<\/li>\n<li>Hooker = Sexual-Care Provider<\/li>\n<li>Hooker = Sex Surrogate<\/li>\n<li>Housewife = Domestic Technician<\/li>\n<li>Handicapped = Differently Abled<\/li>\n<li>Deaf = Visually Oriented<\/li>\n<li>Blind = Photonically Non-receptive<\/li>\n<li>Drug Addict = Chemically Challenged<\/li>\n<li>Ugly = Attractively Impaired<\/li>\n<li>Obnoxious = Charismatically Impeded<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Drunk = Spacially Perplexed Insane People = Comprehensibility Selective Insane People = Selectively Perceptive Bisexual = Sexually Non-preferential Bald = Folically Challenged Bald = Comb-Free Girl = Pre-Woman Short = Vertically Challenged Airhead = Reality Impaired Sarah Brightman = Alternatively Talented Dead = Metabolically Challenged Poor = Economically Deficient Poor = Economically Unprepared Slum = [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[492,1178],"class_list":["post-1527","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dictionaries","tag-definitions","tag-politically-correct"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1527","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1527"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1527\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}