{"id":1525,"date":"2014-12-31T20:00:34","date_gmt":"2014-12-31T18:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1525"},"modified":"2014-12-31T20:00:34","modified_gmt":"2014-12-31T18:00:34","slug":"a-paronomastics-dictionary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1525","title":{"rendered":"A Paronomastic&#8217;s Dictionary"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Allege<br \/>\nA high rock shelf<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Arson<br \/>\nOur daughter&#8217;s brother<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Author<br \/>\nA person who is usually write<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Autobiography<br \/>\nA history of cars<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Avowal<br \/>\na, e, i, o, u, and sometimes y<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Backward<br \/>\nPatient rooms at the rear of a hospital<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Bassinet<br \/>\nWhat every fisherman wants<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Belong<br \/>\nTo take your time<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Carpet<br \/>\nA dog who enjoys riding in a automobile<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Coffee<br \/>\nBreak Fluid<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Comma<br \/>\nWhat a medium falls into<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Complaint<br \/>\nA grief resume<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Condescend<br \/>\nA prisoner escaping down the wall using a rope<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Deduce<br \/>\nDe lowest card in de deck<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Denounce<br \/>\nWords that name things, not de verbs, de adjectives, etc.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Document<br \/>\nRepeating what your doctor told you in your own words<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Dogma<br \/>\nA mother dog<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Eclipse<br \/>\nWhat a gardener does to your hedge<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Earthquake<br \/>\nA topographical error<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Falsehood<br \/>\nSomeone who pretends to be a gangster<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Feast<br \/>\nAn eat wave<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Flattery<br \/>\nPhony express<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Fission<br \/>\nWhat Huck Finn did when he played hookey<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Gentle<br \/>\nReproductive organ<br \/>\nNon-Jewish<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Geometry<br \/>\nWhat the acorn said when it grew up<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Grateful<br \/>\nWhat it takes to build a good fire<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Handicap<br \/>\nA ready-to-use hat<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Hanging<br \/>\nA suspended sentence<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Hari-Kari<br \/>\nTransporting a wig<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Hunger<br \/>\nWhat the posse did to the lady rustler<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Hypochondriac<br \/>\nA guy who won&#8217;t let well enough alone<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Hypothesis<br \/>\nWhat a boy says to his father on the telephone<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Indecision<br \/>\nUnder the whether<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Intense<br \/>\nWhere campers sleep<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Ketchup<br \/>\nWhat the runners behind in a race want to do<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Kinship<br \/>\nYour brother&#8217;s boat<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Laundress<br \/>\nA gown worn while sitting on the grass<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Legend<br \/>\nThe edge of a 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