{"id":1519,"date":"2014-12-31T19:55:43","date_gmt":"2014-12-31T17:55:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1519"},"modified":"2014-12-31T19:55:43","modified_gmt":"2014-12-31T17:55:43","slug":"more-new-words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1519","title":{"rendered":"More New Words"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Chainsaw Consultant<br \/>\nAn outside expert brought in to reduce the employee head count, leaving the top brass with clean hands.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Cube Farm<br \/>\nAn office filled with cubicles.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Idea Hamsters<br \/>\nPeople who always seem to have their idea generators running.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Computer Potato<br \/>\nThe on-line, wired generation&#8217;s answer to the couch potato.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>SITCOMs (Single Income, Two Children, Outrageous Mortgage)<br \/>\nWhat yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Squirt the Bird<br \/>\nTo transmit a signal to a satellite.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Starter Marriage<br \/>\nA short-lived first marriage that ends in divorce with no kids, no property and no regrets.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Stress Puppy<br \/>\nA person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Swiped Out<br \/>\nAn ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Xerox Subsidy<br \/>\nEuphemism for swiping free photocopies from one&#8217;s workplace.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chainsaw Consultant An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee head count, leaving the top brass with clean hands. Cube Farm An office filled with cubicles. Idea Hamsters People who always seem to have their idea generators running. Computer Potato The on-line, wired generation&#8217;s answer to the couch potato. SITCOMs (Single Income, Two Children, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[492,1067],"class_list":["post-1519","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dictionaries","tag-definitions","tag-new-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1519","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1519"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1519\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}