{"id":1515,"date":"2014-12-31T19:53:24","date_gmt":"2014-12-31T17:53:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1515"},"modified":"2014-12-31T19:53:24","modified_gmt":"2014-12-31T17:53:24","slug":"a-minnesota-guide-to-computer-lingo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1515","title":{"rendered":"A Minnesota Guide to Computer Lingo"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>LOG ON: making da vood stove hotter<\/li>\n<li>LOG OFF: don&#8217;t add no more vood<\/li>\n<li>MONITOR: keep an eye on da vood stove<\/li>\n<li>MEGAHERTZ: vhen da big log drops on your barefoot in da morning<\/li>\n<li>FLOPPY DISK: vhat you get from pilingk too much vood<\/li>\n<li>RAM: da hydraulic thing dat makes da voodsplitter vork<\/li>\n<li>HARD DRIVE: getting home during most of da vinter<\/li>\n<li>PROMPT: vhat ya vish da mail vas during da snow season<\/li>\n<li>ENTER: come on in<\/li>\n<li>WINDOWS: vhat ya shut vhen it gets below zero<\/li>\n<li>SCREEN: vhat you gotta fix on da windows during black fly season<\/li>\n<li>CHIP: vhat ya munch during Vikings games<\/li>\n<li>MICROCHIP: vhat&#8217;s left in da bag vhen da chips are gone<\/li>\n<li>MODEM: vhat ya did to da hay fields last Yuly<\/li>\n<li>DOT MATRIX: Eino Matrix&#8217;s wife<\/li>\n<li>LAPTOP: vhere da grandkids sit<\/li>\n<li>KEYBOARD: vhere ya suppose to hang da keys so da Misses can find em<\/li>\n<li>SOFTWARE: da plastic picnic utensils, ya?<\/li>\n<li>MOUSE: vhat leaves dem little turds in da cupboard<\/li>\n<li>MAINFRAME: da part of da sauna dat holds up da roof<\/li>\n<li>PORT: vhere da commercial fishin guys tie up dere boats<\/li>\n<li>DOCKING STATION: da same as PORT<\/li>\n<li>RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: vhen ya can&#8217;t remember how much ya spent on da new deer rifle vhen da wife asks about it<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LOG ON: making da vood stove hotter LOG OFF: don&#8217;t add no more vood MONITOR: keep an eye on da vood stove MEGAHERTZ: vhen da big log drops on your barefoot in da morning FLOPPY DISK: vhat you get from pilingk too much vood RAM: da hydraulic thing dat makes da voodsplitter vork HARD DRIVE: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[406,492,1021,1239],"class_list":["post-1515","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dictionaries","tag-computer","tag-definitions","tag-minnesota","tag-regional"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1515","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1515"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1515\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1515"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1515"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1515"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}