{"id":1513,"date":"2014-12-31T19:51:56","date_gmt":"2014-12-31T17:51:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1513"},"modified":"2014-12-31T19:51:56","modified_gmt":"2014-12-31T17:51:56","slug":"medical-dictionary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1513","title":{"rendered":"Medical Dictionary"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<p><li>Artery<br \/>\nThe study of paintings<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Bacteria<br \/>\nThe back door of a cafeteria<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Barium<br \/>\nWhat doctors do when patients die<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Bowel<br \/>\nA letter like A, E, I, O, or U<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Caesarean Section<br \/>\nA neighborhood in Rome<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>CAT Scan<br \/>\nSearching for Kitty<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Cauterize<br \/>\nMade eye contact with her<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Colic<br \/>\nA sheep dog<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>D &#038; C<br \/>\nWhere Washington is<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Dilate<br \/>\nTo live long<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Enema<br \/>\nNot a friend<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Fester<br \/>\nQuicker<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Genital<br \/>\nNot Jewish<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>G.I. Series<br \/>\nA soldier&#8217;s ball game<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Hangnail<br \/>\nA coat hook<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Impotent<br \/>\nDistinguished, well known<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Labor Pain<br \/>\nGetting hurt at work<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Medical Staff<br \/>\nA doctor&#8217;s cane<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Morbid<br \/>\nA higher offer<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Nitrates<br \/>\nCheaper than day rates<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Node<br \/>\nWas aware of<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Outpatient<br \/>\nA person who fainted<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Pap Smear<br \/>\nA parenthood test<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Pelvis<br \/>\nA cousin to Elvis<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Post-operative<br \/>\nA letter carrier<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Recovery Room<br \/>\nA place to do upholstery<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Rectum<br \/>\nDang near killed &#8217;em<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Seizure<br \/>\nA Roman emperor<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Tablet<br \/>\nA small table<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Terminal Illness<br \/>\nGetting sick at a computer<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Tumor<br \/>\nMore than one<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Urine<br \/>\nOpposite of &#8220;You&#8217;re out&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Varicose<br \/>\nNearby\n<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Vein<br \/>\nConceited<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Artery The study of paintings Bacteria The back door of a cafeteria Barium What doctors do when patients die Bowel A letter like A, E, I, O, or U Caesarean Section A neighborhood in Rome CAT Scan Searching for Kitty Cauterize Made eye contact with her Colic A sheep dog D &#038; C Where Washington [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[492,983],"class_list":["post-1513","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dictionaries","tag-definitions","tag-medical"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1513","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1513"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1513\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1513"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1513"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1513"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}