{"id":1498,"date":"2014-12-31T19:38:16","date_gmt":"2014-12-31T17:38:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1498"},"modified":"2014-12-31T19:38:16","modified_gmt":"2014-12-31T17:38:16","slug":"german-motoring-terms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1498","title":{"rendered":"German Motoring Terms"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The abolition of Euro trade barriers in 1996 meant that many cars will now be of German origin. To this end the following list of German motoring phrases:<\/P><\/p>\n<ul>\n<p><li>Die BlinkenLeiten Tickentocken<br \/>\nSignal Indicators<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Pullknob und KnuckleChoppen<br \/>\nAuto Hood (Bonnet)<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Der Spitzenpoppenbangentuben<br \/>\nExhaust<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Das Kulink mit Schlippenundshaken<br \/>\nClutch<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Der Phlatt mit Bloody fukken<br \/>\nPuncture<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Der Twatten mit Elplatz<br \/>\nLearner driver<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Das Bagsaroomfurshagginkin<br \/>\nEstate car<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Der Flippenflappenschitspreader<br \/>\nWindshield wipers<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Der Klunkenklinkenfrauleinstrappen<br \/>\nSeat belt<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Das Buch fur Aresewipen<br \/>\nHighway Code<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Die Dippenuntdazzel Eiblinden<br \/>\nHeadlights<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Der Pedalpuschinpilloken<br \/>\nCyclist<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Der Fukkengratentrucken<br \/>\nTruck<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Der Bananwaltzen<br \/>\nSkid<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Dast Fukkennearenschitzenselfen<br \/>\nNear accident<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The abolition of Euro trade barriers in 1996 meant that many cars will now be of German origin. To this end the following list of German motoring phrases: Die BlinkenLeiten Tickentocken Signal Indicators Pullknob und KnuckleChoppen Auto Hood (Bonnet) Der Spitzenpoppenbangentuben Exhaust Das Kulink mit Schlippenundshaken Clutch Der Phlatt mit Bloody fukken Puncture Der Twatten [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[492,548,712],"class_list":["post-1498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dictionaries","tag-definitions","tag-driving","tag-german"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1498","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1498"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1498\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}