{"id":1496,"date":"2014-12-31T19:37:00","date_gmt":"2014-12-31T17:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1496"},"modified":"2014-12-31T19:37:00","modified_gmt":"2014-12-31T17:37:00","slug":"german-lesson-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1496","title":{"rendered":"German Lesson #7"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Dog<br \/>\nBarkenpantensniffer <\/li>\n<p><li>Dog Catcher<br \/>\nBarkenpantensniffersnatcher<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Dog Catcher&#8217;s Truck<br \/>\nBarkenpantensniffersnatcherwagen<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Garage for Truck<br \/>\nBarkenpantensniffensnatcherwagenhaus<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Truck Repairman<br \/>\nBarkenpantensniffensnatcherwagenmechanikerwerker<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Mechanic&#8217;s Union<br \/>\nBarkenpantensniffensnatcherwagenmechanikerwerkerfeatherbeddengefixengruppe<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Doctor<br \/>\nChestergethumpenpulsentooker<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Nurse<br \/>\nChestergethumpenpulsentookerhelper<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Hypodermic Needle<br \/>\nChestergethumpenpulsentookerhelperhurtensticker<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Backside<br \/>\nChestergethumpenpulsentookerhelperhurtenstickerstabbenplatz<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Piano<br \/>\nPlinkenplankenplunkenbox<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Pianist<br \/>\nPlinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounder<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Piano Stool<br \/>\nPlinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounderspinnenseat<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Piano Recital<br \/>\nPlinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounderoffengeshowenspelle<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Fathers at the Recital<br \/>\nPlinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounderoffengeshowenspellensnoozengruppe<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Mothers at the Recital<br \/>\nPlinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounderoffengeshowenspellensnoozengruppenuppenwakers<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Automobile<br \/>\nHonkenbrakenscreecher<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Gasoline<br \/>\nHonkenbrakenscreecherzoomerjuicen<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Driver<br \/>\nHonkenbrakenscreecherguidenschtunker<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Auto Mechanic<br \/>\nHonkenbrakenscreecherknockengepingersputtergefixer<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Repair Bill<br \/>\nBankenrollergebustenuptottenliste<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dog Barkenpantensniffer Dog Catcher Barkenpantensniffersnatcher Dog Catcher&#8217;s Truck Barkenpantensniffersnatcherwagen Garage for Truck Barkenpantensniffensnatcherwagenhaus Truck Repairman Barkenpantensniffensnatcherwagenmechanikerwerker Mechanic&#8217;s Union Barkenpantensniffensnatcherwagenmechanikerwerkerfeatherbeddengefixengruppe Doctor Chestergethumpenpulsentooker Nurse Chestergethumpenpulsentookerhelper Hypodermic Needle Chestergethumpenpulsentookerhelperhurtensticker Backside Chestergethumpenpulsentookerhelperhurtenstickerstabbenplatz Piano Plinkenplankenplunkenbox Pianist Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounder Piano Stool Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounderspinnenseat Piano Recital Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounderoffengeshowenspelle Fathers at the Recital Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounderoffengeshowenspellensnoozengruppe Mothers at the Recital Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounderoffengeshowenspellensnoozengruppenuppenwakers Automobile Honkenbrakenscreecher Gasoline Honkenbrakenscreecherzoomerjuicen Driver Honkenbrakenscreecherguidenschtunker Auto [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[492,712],"class_list":["post-1496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dictionaries","tag-definitions","tag-german"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1496"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1496\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}