{"id":1486,"date":"2014-12-31T13:00:44","date_gmt":"2014-12-31T11:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1486"},"modified":"2014-12-31T13:00:44","modified_gmt":"2014-12-31T11:00:44","slug":"ebonics-dictionary-2nd-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1486","title":{"rendered":"Ebonics Dictionary &#8211; 2nd Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Once again Leroy was asked to do a simple homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy is a trooper. He was given another set of vocabulary words to use in sentences. Here&#8217;s what he handed in:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Honor Roll<br \/>\nWe was playin bidwiz on the stoop the other day, man I was <i>honor roll<\/i>.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Planet<br \/>\nI know this dude who got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed, and he <i>planet<\/i> in the backyard.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Dismay<br \/>\nI went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a big needle. He said <i>dismay<\/i> hurt a little.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Omelette<br \/>\nI should punch you dead in the eye for what you just said but <i>omelette<\/i> this one go this time.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Stairway<br \/>\nGetting high is stupid.  It just make you <i>stairway<\/i> into space.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Mobile<br \/>\nI went to the store to buy some food, I was short on cash, my man said gimme one <i>mobile<\/i>.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Defense<br \/>\nI saw this dude running from the cops, but he hopped <i>defense<\/i> and got away.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Afro<br \/>\nI got so mad at my girl, <i>afro<\/i> a lamp at her.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Aftermath<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t feel like being at school today so <i>aftermath<\/i>, I&#8217;m out.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Locket<br \/>\nI slam the door so hard, I <i>locket<\/i>.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Domineering<br \/>\nMy girl&#8217;s birthday was yesterday, I got her a <i>domineering<\/i>.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Kenya<br \/>\nI needed money fo the subway, so I axe a stranger <i>Kenya<\/i> spare some change.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Derange<br \/>\nis where da deer and antelope play.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Data<br \/>\nAt my basketball game, I scored thirty points.  My coach said <i>data<\/i> boy.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Beware<br \/>\nI asked the man at the unemployment office, &#8220;Is dis <i>beware<\/i> I get a job?&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Dimension<br \/>\nI be tall, dark, handsome and not <i>dimension<\/i> smart. (HA!)<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Coatroom<br \/>\nThe judge said, &#8220;One more outburst like that, you&#8217;ll be thrown out de <i>coatroom<\/i>.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Decide<br \/>\nMy boy frontin&#8217; like he love his girl but eribody know he got a couple of chicks on <i>decide<\/i>.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once again Leroy was asked to do a simple homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy is a trooper. He was given another set of vocabulary words to use in sentences. Here&#8217;s what he handed in: Honor Roll We was playin bidwiz on the stoop the other day, man I was honor [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[492,568],"class_list":["post-1486","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dictionaries","tag-definitions","tag-ebonics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1486","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1486"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1486\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1486"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1486"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1486"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}