{"id":1484,"date":"2014-12-31T12:58:45","date_gmt":"2014-12-31T10:58:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1484"},"modified":"2014-12-31T12:58:45","modified_gmt":"2014-12-31T10:58:45","slug":"words-you-wont-find-in-the-dictionary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1484","title":{"rendered":"Words You Won&#8217;t Find in the Dictionary"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Arachnoleptic Fit<br \/>\n(n.) The frantic dance performed just after you&#8217;ve accidentally walked through a spider web.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Beelzebug<br \/>\n(n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 am   in the morning and cannot be cast out.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Bozone<br \/>\n(n.) The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Caterpallor<br \/>\n(n.) The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you&#8217;re eating.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Cashtration<br \/>\n(n.) The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Decaflon<br \/>\n(n.) The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Dopelar Effect<br \/>\n(n.) The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when you come at them rapidly.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Extraterrestaurant<br \/>\n(n.) An eating place where you feel you&#8217;ve been abducted and experimented upon. Also known as an E-T-ry.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Faunacated<br \/>\n(adj.) How wildlife ends up when its environment is destroyed. Hence faunacatering (v.), which has made a meal of  many species.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Grantartica<br \/>\n(n.) The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Hemaglobe<br \/>\n(n.) The bloody state of the world.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Intaxication<br \/>\n(n.) Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Kinstirpation<br \/>\n(n.) A painful inability to move relatives who come to visit.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Lullabuoy<br \/>\n(n.) An idea that keeps floating into your head and prevents you from drifting off to sleep.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Reintarnation<br \/>\n(n.) Coming back to life as a hillbilly.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Karmageddon<br \/>\n(n.)It&#8217;s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right?  And then, like, the Earth explodes and it&#8217;s like a serious bummer.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Sarchasm<br \/>\n(n.)The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn&#8217;t get it.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Arachnoleptic Fit (n.) The frantic dance performed just after you&#8217;ve accidentally walked through a spider web. Beelzebug (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 am in the morning and cannot be cast out. Bozone (n.) The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[492,1067],"class_list":["post-1484","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dictionaries","tag-definitions","tag-new-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1484","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1484"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1484\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1484"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1484"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1484"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}