{"id":1480,"date":"2014-12-31T12:54:58","date_gmt":"2014-12-31T10:54:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1480"},"modified":"2014-12-31T12:54:58","modified_gmt":"2014-12-31T10:54:58","slug":"dating-dictionary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1480","title":{"rendered":"Dating Dictionary"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Dating<br \/>\nThe process of spending enormous amounts of money,  time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don&#8217;t especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Easy<br \/>\nA term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Eye Contact<br \/>\nA method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking  a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman&#8217;s eyes are not located in her chest.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Friend<br \/>\nA member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him\/her totally unappealing.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Indifference<br \/>\nA woman&#8217;s feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as &#8220;playing hard to get.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Irritating Habit<br \/>\nWhat the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Nymphomaniac<br \/>\nA man&#8217;s term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Sober<br \/>\nA condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Attraction<br \/>\nThe act of associating horniness with a particular person.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Love at First Sight<br \/>\nWhat occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Law of Relativity<br \/>\nHow attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dating The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don&#8217;t especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future. Easy A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man. Eye Contact [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[479,492],"class_list":["post-1480","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dictionaries","tag-dating","tag-definitions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1480","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1480"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1480\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1480"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1480"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1480"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}