{"id":1476,"date":"2014-12-31T12:52:23","date_gmt":"2014-12-31T10:52:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1476"},"modified":"2014-12-31T12:52:23","modified_gmt":"2014-12-31T10:52:23","slug":"contemporary-latin-phrases","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1476","title":{"rendered":"Contemporary Latin Phrases"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>&#8220;Domino vobiscum.&#8221;<br \/>\nThe pizza guy is here.<\/li>\n<p><li>&#8220;Auda similarum ad seattles.&#8221;<br \/>\nThey all sound just like Pearl Jam.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>&#8220;Sharpei diem.&#8221;<br \/>\nSeize the wrinkled dog.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>&#8220;Nucleo predicus dispella conducticus.&#8221;<br \/>\nRemove foil before microwaving.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>&#8220;Il guyus nissanem iste ickye.&#8221;<br \/>\nThat Nissan guy gives me the creeps.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>&#8220;Bodicus mutilatimus, unemploymi ad infinitum.&#8221;<br \/>\nBetter take the nose ring out before the job interview.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>&#8220;Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.&#8221;<br \/>\nA little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>&#8220;Motorolus interruptus.&#8221;<br \/>\nHold on, I&#8217;m going into a tunnel.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>&#8220;Veni, vidi, Pesci.&#8221;<br \/>\nI came, I saw, I moidered da bum.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>&#8220;Revelare Pecunia!&#8221;<br \/>\nShow Me The Money!<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>&#8220;Ignoramus microsoftis multa pecunia dat.&#8221;<br \/>\nYeah, where DO I want to go today?<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>&#8220;Sic semper tyrannus.&#8221;<br \/>\nYour dinosaur is ill.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>&#8220;No Quid Pro Quo.&#8221;<br \/>\nI&#8217;m Sorry, We&#8217;re All Out of Quid.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>&#8220;Cavaeat humanus sic tofu burritus e toga.&#8221;<br \/>\nBeware of the man with a tofu burrito in his toga.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>&#8220;Nunc Tutus Exitus Computarus.&#8221;<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s Now Safe To Turn Off Your Computer.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>&#8220;Veni, Vidi, Velcro&#8221;<br \/>\nI came; I saw; I stuck around.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>&#8220;Et tu, pluribus unum?&#8221;<br \/>\nThe government just stabbed me in the back!<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Domino vobiscum.&#8221; The pizza guy is here. &#8220;Auda similarum ad seattles.&#8221; They all sound just like Pearl Jam. &#8220;Sharpei diem.&#8221; Seize the wrinkled dog. &#8220;Nucleo predicus dispella conducticus.&#8221; Remove foil before microwaving. &#8220;Il guyus nissanem iste ickye.&#8221; That Nissan guy gives me the creeps. &#8220;Bodicus mutilatimus, unemploymi ad infinitum.&#8221; Better take the nose ring out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[492,896,1456],"class_list":["post-1476","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dictionaries","tag-definitions","tag-latin","tag-translations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1476","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1476"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1476\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}