{"id":1472,"date":"2014-12-31T12:49:30","date_gmt":"2014-12-31T10:49:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1472"},"modified":"2014-12-31T12:49:30","modified_gmt":"2014-12-31T10:49:30","slug":"computer-technical-terms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1472","title":{"rendered":"Computer Technical Terms"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>State-of-the-Art<br \/>\nAny computer you can&#8217;t afford.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><li>Obsolete<br \/>\nAny computer you own.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><li>Microsecond<br \/>\nThe time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><li>Syntax Error<br \/>\nWalking into a computer store and saying&#8230; &#8216;Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object.&#8217;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><li>Hard Drive<br \/>\nThe sales technique employed by computer salesmen, especially after a Syntax Error.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><li>GUI<br \/>\nWhat your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it.  (pronounced &#8216;gooey&#8217;)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><li>Keyboard<br \/>\nThe standard way to generate computer errors.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><li>Mouse<br \/>\nAn advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><li>Floppy<br \/>\nThe state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><li>Portable Computer<br \/>\nA device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><li>Disk Crash<br \/>\nA typical computer response to any critical deadline.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><li>Power User<br \/>\nAnyone who can format a disk from DOS.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><li>System Update<br \/>\nA quick method of trashing ALL of your software.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><li>486<br \/>\nThe average IQ needed to understand a PC.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>State-of-the-Art Any computer you can&#8217;t afford. Obsolete Any computer you own. Microsecond The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete. Syntax Error Walking into a computer store and saying&#8230; &#8216;Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object.&#8217; Hard Drive The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, especially after [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[406,492],"class_list":["post-1472","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dictionaries","tag-computer","tag-definitions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1472","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1472"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1472\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1472"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1472"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1472"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}