{"id":1464,"date":"2014-12-31T01:04:47","date_gmt":"2014-12-30T23:04:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1464"},"modified":"2014-12-31T01:04:47","modified_gmt":"2014-12-30T23:04:47","slug":"chinese-phrases","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1464","title":{"rendered":"Chinese Phrases"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK, we&#8217;re going to have a little language lesson today. Anyone know any interesting Chinese phrases?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Ai Bang Mai Ni<br \/>\nI bumped into a coffee table<\/li>\n<p><li>Ai No Pei<br \/>\nI got this for free.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Ai Wan Tu Bang Yu<br \/>\nLet&#8217;s sleep together.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Ar U Wun Tu<br \/>\nA gay liberation greeting.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Chin Tu Fat<br \/>\nI think you need a facelift.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Chow Mai Dong<br \/>\nBlow me.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Dum Gai<br \/>\nStupid person.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Dum Dum Wa King<br \/>\nThere goes Stupid Man.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Dung On Mai Shu<br \/>\nI stepped in excrement.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Fat Ho<br \/>\nAn unattractive woman.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Gun Pao Der<br \/>\nAn ancient Chinese invention.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Hao Long Wei Ting<br \/>\nHas your flight been delayed?<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Hia Dei Kum<br \/>\nThey have arrived.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Hu Flung Dung<br \/>\nWhich one of you fertilized the field?<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Hu Yu Hai Ding?<br \/>\nAre you harboring a fugitive?<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Jan Ne Ka Sun<br \/>\nA former late night talk show host.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Kum Hia Nao<br \/>\nSee me A.S.A.P.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Lao Ze Sho<br \/>\nCavemen.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Lao Zi<br \/>\nNot very good.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Lei Lo<br \/>\nStay out of sight.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Lin Ching<br \/>\nAn illegal execution.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Ne Ahn<br \/>\nA lighting fixture used in advertising signs.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>No Bai Dam Thing!!<br \/>\nYour price is too high!!<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>No Pah King<br \/>\nThis is a tow away zone.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Shai Gai<br \/>\nA bashful person.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Su Pah<br \/>\nGreat.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Sum Ting Wong<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s not right.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Tai Ne Bae Be<br \/>\nA premature infant.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Tai Ni Po Ni<br \/>\nSmall Horse.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Ten Ding Ba<br \/>\nServing drinks to people.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Wa Shing Ka<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s cleaning his automobile.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Wai Go Nao?<br \/>\nPlease, stay a while longer.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Wai Hang Mi?<br \/>\nI am not guilty.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Wai So Dim?<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s very dark in here.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Wai Yu Kum Nao<br \/>\nOur meeting was scheduled for next week.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Wai Yu Mun Ching?<br \/>\nI thought you were on a diet.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?<br \/>\nDo you know the lyrics to the Macarena?<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Wai Yu Shao Ting<br \/>\nThere is no reason to raise your voice.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Wai Yu So Tan?<br \/>\nDid you go to the beach?<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Wan Bum Lung<br \/>\nA person with tuberculosis.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Wel Hung Gai<br \/>\nIs that a banana in your pocket?<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Won Hung Low<br \/>\nSouthern Chinese dialect for Wel Hung Gai.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Yu So Dum<br \/>\nYou are not very bright.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Yu Stin Ki Pu<br \/>\nYour body odor is offensive.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, we&#8217;re going to have a little language lesson today. Anyone know any interesting Chinese phrases? Ai Bang Mai Ni I bumped into a coffee table Ai No Pei I got this for free. Ai Wan Tu Bang Yu Let&#8217;s sleep together. Ar U Wun Tu A gay liberation greeting. 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