{"id":1452,"date":"2014-12-31T00:01:40","date_gmt":"2014-12-30T22:01:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1452"},"modified":"2014-12-31T00:01:40","modified_gmt":"2014-12-30T22:01:40","slug":"arab-dictionary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1452","title":{"rendered":"Arab Dictionary"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Akbar khali-kili haftir loftan.<br \/>\nThank you for showing me your marvelous gun.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Fekr gabul gardan davat paeh gush divar.<br \/>\nI am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie down on the floor with my arms above my head and my legs apart.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Shomaeh fekr tamomeh oeh gofteh bande.<br \/>\nI agree with everything you have ever said or thought in your life.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Auto arraregh davateman mano sepaheh-hast.<br \/>\nIt is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your car.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Fashal-eh tupehman na degat mano goftam cheeshayeh mohemara jebehkeshvarehman.<br \/>\nIf you will do me the kindness of not harming my genital appendages I will gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Khrel, jepaneh maneh va jayeii amrikahey.<br \/>\nI will tell you the names and addresses of many American spies traveling as reporters.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Balli, balli balli!<br \/>\nWhatever you say!<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Maternier ghermez ahlieh, ghorban.<br \/>\nThe red blindfold would be lovely, excellency.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Tikeh nuneh ba ob khrelleh bezorg va khrube boyast ino begeram.<br \/>\nThe water-soaked bread crumbs are delicious, thank you. I must have the recipe.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Akbar khali-kili haftir loftan. Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun. Fekr gabul gardan davat paeh gush divar. I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie down on the floor with my arms above my head and my legs apart. Shomaeh fekr tamomeh oeh gofteh bande. I agree with everything you have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[152,492],"class_list":["post-1452","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dictionaries","tag-arab","tag-definitions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1452","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1452"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1452\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1452"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1452"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1452"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}