{"id":1443,"date":"2014-12-30T15:40:54","date_gmt":"2014-12-30T13:40:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1443"},"modified":"2014-12-30T15:40:54","modified_gmt":"2014-12-30T13:40:54","slug":"90s-definitions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1443","title":{"rendered":"90&#8217;s Definitions"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<p><li>404<br \/>\nSomeone who&#8217;s  clueless. From the World Wide Web error message &#8220;404 Not Found,&#8221; meaning that the <\/p>\n<p>requested document could not be located.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Adminisphere<br \/>\nThe rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the <\/p>\n<p>adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to <\/p>\n<p>solve.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Alpha Geek<br \/>\nThe most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group. &#8220;Ask Larry, he&#8217;s the alpha <\/p>\n<p>geek around here.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Beepilepsy<br \/>\nThe brief seizure people sometimes have when their beeper goes off (especially in vibrator mode). <\/p>\n<p>Characterized by physical spasms, goofy facial expressions and interruption of speech in mid-<\/p>\n<p>sentence.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Chips and Salsa<br \/>\nChips = hardware, salsa = software. &#8220;Well, first we gotta figure out if the problem&#8217;s in your chips or your <\/p>\n<p>salsa.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Dancing Baloney<br \/>\nLittle animated GIFs and other Web effects that are useless and serve simply to impress clients. &#8220;This <\/p>\n<p>page is kinda dull. Maybe a little dancing baloney will help.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Depotphobia<br \/>\nFear associated with entering a Home Depot because of how much money one might spend. Electronics <\/p>\n<p>geeks experience SHACKOPHOBIA.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Ercussive Maintenance<br \/>\nThe fine art of whacking the heck out of an electronic device to get it to work again.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Flight Risk<br \/>\nUsed to describe employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department <\/p>\n<p>soon.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Generica<br \/>\nFeatures of the American landscape that are exactly the same no matter where one is. &#8220;We were so lost in <\/p>\n<p>generica, I actually forgot what city we were in.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Irritainment<br \/>\nEntertainment and media spectacles that are annoying, but you find yourself unable to stop watching them. <\/p>\n<p>The O.J. trials were a prime example.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Oh No Second<br \/>\nThat minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you&#8217;ve just made a BIG mistake.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Pebcak<br \/>\nTech support shorthand for &#8220;Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard.&#8221; Techies are a frustrated, often <\/p>\n<p>arrogant lot. They&#8217;ve submitted numerous acronyms and terms that poke fun at the clueless users who call <\/p>\n<p>them up with frighteningly stupid questions.<\/p>\n<p>Another variation on the above is ID10T: &#8220;This guy has an ID-Ten-T on his system.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Percussive Maintenance<br \/>\nThe fine art of whacking an electronic device to get it to work again.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Square-Headed Girlfriend<br \/>\nAnother word for a computer. The victim of a square-headed girlfriend is a &#8220;computer widow.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Telephone Number Salary<br \/>\nA salary (or project budget) that has seven digits.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Uninstalled<br \/>\nEuphemism for being fired. Heard on the voice mail of a vice president at a downsizing computer firm: &#8220;You <\/p>\n<p>have reached the number of an uninstalled vice president. Please dial our main number and ask the <\/p>\n<p>operator for assistance.&#8221; See also DECRUITMENT.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Vulcan Nerve Pinch<br \/>\nThe taxing hand position required to reach all of the appropriate keys for certain commands. For instance, <\/p>\n<p>the warm re-boot for a Mac II computer involves simultaneously pressing the Control key, the Command <\/p>\n<p>key, the Return key and the Power On key.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>WOOFYS<br \/>\nWell Off Older Folks<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Yuppie Food Stamps<br \/>\nThe ubiquitous $20 bills spewed out of ATMs everywhere. Often used when trying to split the bill after a <\/p>\n<p>meal: &#8220;We all owe $8 each, but all anybody&#8217;s got is yuppie food stamps.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>404 Someone who&#8217;s clueless. From the World Wide Web error message &#8220;404 Not Found,&#8221; meaning that the requested document could not be located. Adminisphere The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve. 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