A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”<\/p>\n
“After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.”<\/p>\n
“If I died and you remarried,” the wife asks, “would she live in this house?”<\/p>\n
“We’ve spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I’m not going to get rid of my house. I guess she would.”<\/p>\n
“If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house,” the wife asks, “would she sleep in our bed?”<\/p>\n
“Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2,000. It’s going to last a long time, so I guess she would.”<\/p>\n
“If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?”<\/p>\n
“Oh, no,” the husband replies. “She’s left-handed.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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