{"id":1427,"date":"2014-12-30T00:45:07","date_gmt":"2014-12-29T22:45:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1427"},"modified":"2014-12-30T00:45:07","modified_gmt":"2014-12-29T22:45:07","slug":"what-a-man-says","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1427","title":{"rendered":"What a Man Says"},"content":{"rendered":"


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  1. “These flowers are for you.”<\/LI><\/p>\n
  2. “Can I have your number?”<\/li>\n
  3. “You look beautiful.”<\/li>\n
  4. “I’ve enjoyed tonight.”<\/li>\n
  5. “What we have is special.”<\/li>\n
  6. “I love you.”<\/li>\n

    <\/OL><\/p>\n

    What a Man Wants<\/B><\/p>\n


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    1. Sex<\/LI><\/p>\n
    2. Sex<\/li>\n
    3. Sex<\/li>\n
    4. Sex<\/li>\n
    5. Sex<\/li>\n
    6. Sex<\/li>\n

      <\/OL><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

      “These flowers are for you.” “Can I have your number?” “You look beautiful.” “I’ve enjoyed tonight.” “What we have is special.” “I love you.” What a Man Wants Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[924,954,955],"class_list":["post-1427","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-for-men","tag-lists","tag-man-says","tag-man-wants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1427","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1427"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1427\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1427"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1427"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1427"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}