{"id":1403,"date":"2014-12-29T23:57:28","date_gmt":"2014-12-29T21:57:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1403"},"modified":"2014-12-29T23:57:28","modified_gmt":"2014-12-29T21:57:28","slug":"comebacks-to-pick-up-lines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1403","title":{"rendered":"Comebacks to Pick-up Lines"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<p><li>Man: &#8220;Haven&#8217;t we met before?&#8221;<br \/>\nWoman: &#8220;Yes, I&#8217;m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Man: &#8220;So, wanna go back to my place?&#8221;<br \/>\nWoman: &#8220;Well, I don&#8217;t know. Will two people fit under a rock?&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>The most memorable rebuttal to a turn down (used by the guy who used to live<br \/>\nacross the hall from me in residence) when he asked girl to dance and she refused:<br \/>\nMan: &#8220;Want to dance?&#8221;<br \/>\nWoman: &#8220;No, thank you.&#8221;<br \/>\nMan: &#8220;Don&#8217;t thank me, thank God somebody asked you.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Man: &#8220;I&#8217;d like to call you. What&#8217;s your number?&#8221;<br \/>\nWoman: &#8220;It&#8217;s in the phone book.&#8221;<br \/>\nMan: &#8220;But I don&#8217;t know your name.&#8221;<br \/>\nWoman: &#8220;That&#8217;s in the phone book too.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Man: &#8220;So what do you do for a living?&#8221;<br \/>\nWoman: &#8220;Female impersonator.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>And here&#8217;s one including the correct snappy return.<br \/>\nMan: &#8220;How do you like your eggs in the morning?&#8221;<br \/>\nWoman: &#8220;Unfertilized.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>A girlfriend of mine once had a graying man in his 60&#8217;s approach her in a club<br \/>\nwhile she was in college with the line, &#8220;Where have you been all my life?&#8221; She took one glance at him and said, &#8220;For the first half of it, I probably<br \/>\nwasn&#8217;t born yet.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>A friend of mine came up with a very quick response over vacation. We were<br \/>\nwalking down the street and I glanced at a girl who had just walked by. She turned around and said to me, &#8220;What are you looking at?&#8221; My friend, walking next to me came to the rescue, &#8220;He thought you were good looking, but he was mistaken.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><\/UL><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Man: &#8220;Haven&#8217;t we met before?&#8221; Woman: &#8220;Yes, I&#8217;m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.&#8221; Man: &#8220;So, wanna go back to my place?&#8221; Woman: &#8220;Well, I don&#8217;t know. Will two people fit under a rock?&#8221; The most memorable rebuttal to a turn down (used by the guy who used to live across the hall from me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[398,924,1165],"class_list":["post-1403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-men-vs-womendating","tag-comebacks","tag-lists","tag-pickup-lines"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1403","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1403"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1403\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}