So here I sit, in all my glory…
\nLend me an ear, and I’ll tell ya a story…
\nOnce had a wife–she was such a dear,
\nThen came AOL, and it all disappeared!<\/p>\n
Now there she sits , for hours on end…
\ndon’t care where I’m goin’, don’t care where I’ve been.
\nIt could be two, or it could be nine…
\nshe really doesn’t care, long as she’s online.<\/p>\n
She gets outta work and rushes home,
\nShe comes in screaming at me, “Get off the phone!”
\nWhere the hell’s my hug? Where is my kiss?
\nBut she’s at the computer–that’s all she missed!<\/p>\n
Talking to buddies, checking the mail
\nAll her priorities–I’m in cyber Hell!!
\nMy stomach’s growling–it’s so unfair!
\nNo clean dishes and I’m out of underwear!<\/p>\n
Drink me a beer, stare at the walls
\nI’ll pick at my teeth while I’m scratching my balls
\nFarting and burping all while I pee
\nCan you believe she’s there?? She could be with ME!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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