{"id":1395,"date":"2014-12-29T23:39:58","date_gmt":"2014-12-29T21:39:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1395"},"modified":"2014-12-29T23:39:58","modified_gmt":"2014-12-29T21:39:58","slug":"the-real-meaning-behind-those-personal-ads","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1395","title":{"rendered":"The Real Meaning Behind Those Personal Ads"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><UL><\/p>\n<p><li>40-ish<br \/>\n48<\/li>\n<p><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>Adventurer<br \/>\nHas had more partners than you ever will<\/li>\n<p><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>Athletic<br \/>\nFlat-chested<\/li>\n<p><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>Average looking<br \/>\nUgly<\/li>\n<p><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>Beautiful<br \/>\nPathological liar<\/li>\n<p><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>Contagious Smile<br \/>\nBring your penicillin<\/li>\n<p><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>Educated<br \/>\nCollege dropout<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Emotionally Secure<br \/>\nMedicated<\/li>\n<p><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>Feminist<br \/>\nFat; ball buster<\/li>\n<p><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>Free spirit<br \/>\nSubstance user<\/li>\n<p><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>Friendship first<br \/>\nTrying to live down reputation as slut<\/li>\n<p><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>Fun<br \/>\nAnnoying<\/li>\n<p><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>Gentle<br \/>\nComatose<\/li>\n<p><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>Good Listener<br \/>\nBorderline Autistic<\/li>\n<p><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>New-Age<br \/>\nAll body hair, all the time<\/li>\n<p><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>Old-fashioned<br \/>\nLights out, missionary position only<\/li>\n<p><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>Open-minded<br \/>\nDesperate<\/li>\n<p><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>Outgoing<br \/>\nLoud<\/li>\n<p><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>Passionate<br \/>\nLoud<\/li>\n<p><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>Poet<br \/>\nDepressive Schzophrenic<\/li>\n<p><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>Professional<br \/>\nReal Witch<\/li>\n<p><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>Redhead<br \/>\nShops the Clairol section<\/li>\n<p><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>Reubenesque<br \/>\nGrossly Fat<\/li>\n<p><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>Romantic<br \/>\nLooks better by candle light<\/li>\n<p><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>Voluptuous<br \/>\nVery Fat<\/li>\n<p><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>Weight proportional to height<br \/>\nHugely Fat<\/li>\n<p><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>Wants Soulmate<br \/>\nOne step away from stalking<\/li>\n<p><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>Widow<br \/>\nNagged first husband to death<\/li>\n<p><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>Young at heart<br \/>\nToothless crone<\/li>\n<p><\/P><br \/>\n<\/UL><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>40-ish 48 Adventurer Has had more partners than you ever will Athletic Flat-chested Average looking Ugly Beautiful Pathological liar Contagious Smile Bring your penicillin Educated College dropout Emotionally Secure Medicated Feminist Fat; ball buster Free spirit Substance user Friendship first Trying to live down reputation as slut Fun Annoying Gentle Comatose Good Listener Borderline Autistic [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[924,1150],"class_list":["post-1395","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-men-vs-womendating","tag-lists","tag-personal-ads"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1395","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1395"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1395\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1395"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1395"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1395"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}