{"id":1388,"date":"2014-12-29T23:28:19","date_gmt":"2014-12-29T21:28:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1388"},"modified":"2014-12-29T23:28:19","modified_gmt":"2014-12-29T21:28:19","slug":"outdoor-barbequing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1388","title":{"rendered":"Outdoor Barbequing"},"content":{"rendered":"

Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing: It’s the only type of cooking a “real” man will do!<\/p>\n

When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion:<\/p>\n

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  1. The woman goes to the store.<\/li>\n
  2. The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.<\/li>\n
  3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, drinking a beer.<\/li>\n
  4. The man places the meat on the grill.<\/li>\n
  5. The woman goes inside to set the table and checks the vegetables.<\/li>\n
  6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.<\/li>\n
  7. The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.<\/li>\n
  8. The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.<\/li>\n
  9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.<\/li>\n
  10. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed “her night off.”<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing: It’s the only type of cooking a “real” man will do! When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion: The woman goes to the store. The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[195,924,1112],"class_list":["post-1388","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-for-men","tag-barbeque","tag-lists","tag-outdoor-cooking"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1388","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1388"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1388\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}