{"id":138,"date":"2014-12-21T13:48:45","date_gmt":"2014-12-21T13:48:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=138"},"modified":"2014-12-21T13:48:45","modified_gmt":"2014-12-21T13:48:45","slug":"101-uses-for-those-aol-disks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=138","title":{"rendered":"101 Uses for Those AOL Disks!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Mini cutting board (great for the office or the car, use metal door for knife).<\/li>\n
  2. Attach it to a ruler and presto! – you’ve got a fly swatter.<\/li>\n
  3. Construct a life size replica of Stonehenge.<\/li>\n
  4. At a restaurant, shove one under a wobbling table leg.<\/li>\n
  5. Money clip (use metal door and discard the plastic case…the “rich nerd” look is IN this year).<\/li>\n
  6. Eye patch (for one-eyed software pirates).<\/li>\n
  7. Christmas ornaments (the more the merrier).<\/li>\n
  8. Give them to young children to use as building blocks.<\/li>\n
  9. Glue them to the bottom of the space shuttle and use them as re-entry burn tiles.<\/li>\n
  10. Dentures (melt and form them into new teeth for grandma).<\/li>\n
  11. Room dividers for hamsters.<\/li>\n
  12. Drink coasters.<\/li>\n
  13. Use multiple disks to create an ideal door stopper.<\/li>\n
  14. Ice scraper.<\/li>\n
  15. Bathroom tile.<\/li>\n
  16. Bookmark.<\/li>\n
  17. Air hockey puck.<\/li>\n
  18. Dog chew toy.<\/li>\n
  19. Dart board.<\/li>\n
  20. Pooper scooper.<\/li>\n
  21. Grill scraper.<\/li>\n
  22. Use them for karate board-breaking demonstrations (save a tree).<\/li>\n
  23. Wrist slicer – after receiving first AOL bill (use metal door).<\/li>\n
  24. Conversation piece for coffee table.<\/li>\n
  25. Destroy them – smash, burn, or run over to relieve stress.<\/li>\n
  26. Light switch cover.<\/li>\n
  27. Chinese throwing stars (tape 2 together).<\/li>\n
  28. Clay pigeons for target practice.<\/li>\n
  29. Greeting card (bind two together at one end).<\/li>\n
  30. Halloween treat (give them away all night long).<\/li>\n
  31. Bullet proof vest (arrange together in triple thickness).<\/li>\n
  32. Firewood.<\/li>\n
  33. Bird house.<\/li>\n
  34. Paper weights.<\/li>\n
  35. Pen holders (make a box without a top).<\/li>\n
  36. Post it-notes holder.<\/li>\n
  37. Refrigerator magnet (glue a magnet to the back).<\/li>\n
  38. A very sturdy base for putting the motorcycle sidestand on when parking on soft surfaces.<\/li>\n
  39. Keep ’em in the trunk for extra traction in the snow.<\/li>\n
  40. Solar Eclipse Glasses (open door and look through disk at the sun\/moon – actually works).<\/li>\n
  41. Placing one in each back pocket helps children who get paddled by the coach. This spreads the force to a wider area.<\/li>\n
  42. Make an AOL disk & pasta casserole.<\/li>\n
  43. Incense burners (put stick in hole of disk hub and light the incense).<\/li>\n
  44. Bug Shield (glue a bunch to the front of your car’s hood).<\/li>\n
  45. Put them on car windshields at the mall (along with this list).<\/li>\n
  46. Melt the plastic of the disks into a giant sculpture.<\/li>\n
  47. Hand them out as party favors.<\/li>\n
  48. Hidden\/spare key holder (crack open 1 side, insert key and then place near door. Completely safe… who would want an AOL disk?)<\/li>\n
  49. Vertical blinds.<\/li>\n
  50. Be an AOL diskette surgeon and disect a diskette.<\/li>\n
  51. Bench press weights (I can press 120).<\/li>\n
  52. Grind ’em up and refertilize the front lawn.<\/li>\n
  53. The new “Domino’s stuffed-crust pizza” filling.<\/li>\n
  54. Tell the kids to leave warm milk & AOL disks for Santa.<\/li>\n
  55. Brake shoes.<\/li>\n
  56. House insulation.<\/li>\n
  57. Recycle them for the scrap metal.<\/li>\n
  58. Kitchen tile for Bill Gates’ new mansion in Seatle (walk all over the competition)<\/li>\n
  59. Hockey Puck.<\/li>\n
  60. Add water and special plant life to make a Chia-Disk.<\/li>\n
  61. Noise maker for your bike spokes (why damage your valuable baseball cards).<\/li>\n
  62. Put one on a leash and drag it along as you walk…makes the perfect pet.<\/li>\n
  63. Poker chips.<\/li>\n
  64. Baseball practice (throw them up in the air and hit them with the bat).<\/li>\n
  65. Keychain (Put a key ring through one of the writeprotect holes and you’ve got a snappy executive bathroom keychain for the office).<\/li>\n
  66. Mail to 10 friends-start an AOL chain-letter (add a disk with each link).<\/li>\n
  67. Earmuffs (glue some fur on one side, then attach a U-shaped piece of bent coathanger to both disks).<\/li>\n
  68. Grind them up to make fake snow.<\/li>\n
  69. Earrings (put loop into write-protect hole).<\/li>\n
  70. Dental floss (use actual disk).<\/li>\n
  71. Use them for zipper pulls (instead of ski lift tickets).<\/li>\n
  72. When your collection of disks reaches 52, use them for a deck of cards.<\/li>\n
  73. Use them to fill potholes.<\/li>\n
  74. Hood ornament.<\/li>\n
  75. Snow blower replacement blades.<\/li>\n
  76. Put them in your shirt pocket to make you look smart.<\/li>\n
  77. Make two stacks of 10 and use them as heels for platform shoes.<\/li>\n
  78. Rubic’s cube case (make into box).<\/li>\n
  79. Shipping material (keeps your photos from being bent in the mail).<\/li>\n
  80. Protect your table from burns caused by hot pots and pans.<\/li>\n
  81. Snack trays (great for holding hors d’oeuvres at parties).<\/li>\n
  82. Give them as stocking stuffers to all those people who tick you off.<\/li>\n
  83. Fly paper (use actual disk and put string through middle, hang 2″ apart and apply honey to disks).<\/li>\n
  84. Pocket protector (gee Gilbert I really like your new pocket protector -thanks Lewis).<\/li>\n
  85. They make a *dandy* addition to a annoying neighbor’s back yard. Better yet, get them to actually install it on their computer.<\/li>\n
  86. Use them as elbow and knee pads.<\/li>\n
  87. Wax scraper for snowboards.<\/li>\n
  88. Use them to decorate your aquarium and create Comp USA underwater.<\/li>\n
  89. Tape a few together and use them as a mouse pad.<\/li>\n
  90. Collect a large mass and detonate a supernova.<\/li>\n
  91. A wind clacker (similar to a wind chime).<\/li>\n
  92. Soap dish (remove metal to prevent rusting).<\/li>\n
  93. Row markers for your vegetable garden. (carrots, beans, peas….)<\/li>\n
  94. Makes the perfect dance floor for your ant colony.<\/li>\n
  95. Bread roller (use actual disks and put rod through center – use about 200).<\/li>\n
  96. Hot glue gun resting\/protecting pad.<\/li>\n
  97. Baby mobile.<\/li>\n
  98. Fence (may need a few thousand).<\/li>\n
  99. Toe tags for mortuaries. Great for identifying dead computer nerds.<\/li>\n
  100. One word: Frisbee!<\/li>\n
  101. Mouse hole covers.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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