{"id":1377,"date":"2014-12-28T18:34:59","date_gmt":"2014-12-28T16:34:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1377"},"modified":"2014-12-28T18:34:59","modified_gmt":"2014-12-28T16:34:59","slug":"and-you-wonder-why-it-didnt-last","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1377","title":{"rendered":"And You Wonder *Why* It Didn&#8217;t Last"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<p><li>She married him because he was such a &#8220;strong man&#8221;<br \/>\nShe divorced him because he was such a &#8220;dominating male.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>He married her because she was so &#8220;fragile and petite.&#8221;<br \/>\nHe divorced her because she was so &#8220;weak and helpless.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>She married him because &#8220;he knows how to provide a good living.&#8221;<br \/>\nShe divorced him because &#8220;all he thinks about is business.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>He married her because &#8220;she reminds me of my mother.&#8221;<br \/>\nHe divorced her because &#8220;she&#8217;s getting more like her mother every day.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>She married him because he was &#8220;happy and romantic.&#8221;<br \/>\nShe divorced him because he was &#8220;shiftless and fun-loving.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>He married her because she was &#8220;steady and sensible.&#8221;<br \/>\nHe divorced her because she was &#8220;boring and dull.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>She married him because he was &#8220;the life of the party.&#8221;<br \/>\nShe divorced him because &#8220;he never wants to come home from a party.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She married him because he was such a &#8220;strong man&#8221; She divorced him because he was such a &#8220;dominating male.&#8221; He married her because she was so &#8220;fragile and petite.&#8221; He divorced her because she was so &#8220;weak and helpless.&#8221; She married him because &#8220;he knows how to provide a good living.&#8221; She divorced him [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[275,524,965],"class_list":["post-1377","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-men-vs-womendating","tag-breakup","tag-divorce","tag-marriage"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1377"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1377\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}