{"id":1373,"date":"2014-12-28T18:29:07","date_gmt":"2014-12-28T16:29:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1373"},"modified":"2014-12-28T18:29:07","modified_gmt":"2014-12-28T16:29:07","slug":"why-motorcycles-are-better-than-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1373","title":{"rendered":"Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Motorcycle curves never sag.<\/li>\n<li>You can ride a motorcycle any day of the month.<\/li>\n<li>Motorcycles don&#8217;t whine unless something is REALLY wrong.<\/li>\n<li>You can kick your motorcycle to wake it up.<\/li>\n<li>You can share your motorcycle with friends.<\/li>\n<li>Motorcycles don&#8217;t care how many other motorcycles you have ridden.<\/li>\n<li>When riding, you and your motorcycle ALWAYS arrive at the same time.<\/li>\n<li>If your motorcycle is too loose you can tighten it.<\/li>\n<li>You can drink beer and ride your motorcycle.<\/li>\n<li>If you say things to your motorcycle you don&#8217;t have to apologize before you can ride it again.<\/li>\n<li>Motorcycles won&#8217;t insult you if you are a bad rider.<\/li>\n<li>Motorcycles don&#8217;t care if you are late.<\/li>\n<li>You don&#8217;t have to take a shower before riding your motorcycle.<\/li>\n<li>If you get a new motorcycle you don&#8217;t have to keep sending money to the old one.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Motorcycle curves never sag. You can ride a motorcycle any day of the month. Motorcycles don&#8217;t whine unless something is REALLY wrong. You can kick your motorcycle to wake it up. You can share your motorcycle with friends. Motorcycles don&#8217;t care how many other motorcycles you have ridden. When riding, you and your motorcycle ALWAYS [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[1043,1536],"class_list":["post-1373","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-for-men","tag-motorcycles","tag-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1373","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1373"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1373\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}