{"id":1330,"date":"2014-12-28T01:52:14","date_gmt":"2014-12-27T23:52:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1330"},"modified":"2014-12-28T01:52:14","modified_gmt":"2014-12-27T23:52:14","slug":"what-a-man-hears","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1330","title":{"rendered":"What a Man Hears"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>What a woman says:<\/P><\/p>\n<p><P>This place is a mess!  C&#8217;mon,<br \/>\nYou and I need to clean up,<br \/>\nYour stuff is lying on the floor and you&#8217;ll have no clothes to wear<br \/>\nif we don&#8217;t do laundry right now!<\/P><\/p>\n<p><P>What a man hears:<\/P><\/p>\n<p><P>blah, blah, blah, blah, <B>C&#8217;MON<\/B><br \/>\n<B>YOU AND I<\/B> blah, blah, blah<br \/>\nblah, blah <B>ON THE FLOOR<\/B><br \/>\nblah, blah, blah, <B>NO CLOTHES<\/B>, blah<br \/>\nblah, blah, blah, blah, <B>RIGHT NOW!<\/B><\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What a woman says: This place is a mess! C&#8217;mon, You and I need to clean up, Your stuff is lying on the floor and you&#8217;ll have no clothes to wear if we don&#8217;t do laundry right now! What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, C&#8217;MON YOU AND I blah, blah, blah blah, blah [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[774,991],"class_list":["post-1330","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-for-men","tag-hearing","tag-men"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1330","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1330"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1330\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}