{"id":1328,"date":"2014-12-28T01:49:09","date_gmt":"2014-12-27T23:49:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1328"},"modified":"2014-12-28T01:49:09","modified_gmt":"2014-12-27T23:49:09","slug":"why-a-man-cant-win","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1328","title":{"rendered":"Why A Man Can&#8217;t Win"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you are a male chauvinist.<\/li>\n<li>If you stay home and do the housework, you are a pansy.<\/li>\n<li>If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.<\/li>\n<li>If you don&#8217;t work enough, you are a good for nothing bum.<\/li>\n<li>If she has a boring repetitive job woith low pay, this is exploitation.<\/li>\n<li>If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your rear and find something better.<\/li>\n<li>If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.<\/li>\n<li>If she gets a job ahead of you, it&#8217;s equal opportunity.<\/li>\n<li>If you mention how nice she looks, it&#8217;s sexual harassment.<\/li>\n<li>If you keep quiet, it&#8217;s male indifference.<\/li>\n<li>If you cry, you are a wimp.<\/li>\n<li>If you don&#8217;t, you are an insensitive bastard.<\/li>\n<li>If you make a decision without consulting her, you are a chauvinist.<\/li>\n<li>If she makes a decision without consulting you, she&#8217;s a liberated woman.<\/li>\n<li>If you ask her to do something she doesn&#8217;t enjoy, that&#8217;s domination.<\/li>\n<li>If she asks you, it&#8217;s a favor.<\/li>\n<li>If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you are a pervert.<\/li>\n<li>If you don&#8217;t, you are a fag.<\/li>\n<li>If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you are a sexist.<\/li>\n<li>If you don&#8217;t, you are unromantic.<\/li>\n<li>If you try to keep yourself in shape, you are vain. <\/li>\n<li>If you don&#8217;t, you are a slob.<\/li>\n<li>If you are proud of your achievements, you are full of yourself.<\/li>\n<li>If you don&#8217;t you are not ambitious.<\/li>\n<li>If she has a headache, she is tired.<\/li>\n<li>If you have a headache, you don&#8217;t love her anymore.<\/li>\n<li>If you want it too often, you are oversexed.<\/li>\n<li>If you don&#8217;t, there must be someone else.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you are a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you are a pansy. If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don&#8217;t work enough, you are a good [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[924,991,1528],"class_list":["post-1328","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-for-men","tag-lists","tag-men","tag-winning"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1328","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1328"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1328\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}