{"id":1326,"date":"2014-12-28T01:46:55","date_gmt":"2014-12-27T23:46:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1326"},"modified":"2014-12-28T01:46:55","modified_gmt":"2014-12-27T23:46:55","slug":"insiders-guide-to-the-male-vocabulary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1326","title":{"rendered":"Insider&#8217;s Guide to the Male Vocabulary"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<p><li>&#8220;Haven&#8217;t I seen you before?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Nice butt.&#8221;<\/LI><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>&#8220;I&#8217;m a Romantic.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;m poor.&#8221;<\/LI><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>&#8220;I need you.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;My hand is tired.&#8221;<\/LI><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>&#8220;I am different from all the other guys.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I am not circumcised.&#8221;<\/LI><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>&#8220;I want a commitment.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;m sick of playing with myself.&#8221;<\/LI><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>&#8220;You&#8217;re the only girl I&#8217;ve ever cared about.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;You are the only girl who hasn&#8217;t rejected me.&#8221;<\/LI><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>&#8220;I really want to get to know you better.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;So I can tell my friends about it.&#8221;<\/LI><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>&#8220;It&#8217;s just orange juice, try it.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;3 more shots, and she&#8217;ll have her legs around my head.&#8221;<\/LI><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>&#8220;She&#8217;s kinda cute.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I wouldn&#8217;t kick her out of bed but a pillow over the head might be necessary.&#8221;<\/LI><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>&#8220;I don&#8217;t know if I like her.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;She won&#8217;t sleep with me.&#8221;<\/LI><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>&#8220;I miss you so much.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I am so horny that my male roommate is starting to look good.&#8221;<\/LI><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>&#8220;Was it good for you?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;m insecure about my manhood.&#8221;<\/LI><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>&#8220;How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Is my love tool really that small?&#8221;<\/LI><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>&#8220;I had a wonderful time last night.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Who the hell are you?&#8221;<\/LI><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>&#8220;Do you love me?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;ve done something stupid and you might find out.&#8221;<\/LI><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>&#8220;Do you &#8216;really&#8217; 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