{"id":1322,"date":"2014-12-28T01:41:35","date_gmt":"2014-12-27T23:41:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1322"},"modified":"2014-12-28T01:41:35","modified_gmt":"2014-12-27T23:41:35","slug":"the-male-stages-of-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1322","title":{"rendered":"The Male Stages of Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><UL><\/p>\n<p><li>Drink17&nbsp;~&nbsp;beer<br \/>\n25&nbsp;~&nbsp;beer<br \/>\n35&nbsp;~&nbsp;vodka<br \/>\n48&nbsp;~&nbsp;double vodka<br \/>\n66&nbsp;~&nbsp;Maalox<\/LI><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>Seduction Line<br \/>\n17&nbsp;~&nbsp;My parents are away for the weekend.<br \/>\n25&nbsp;~&nbsp;My girlfriend is away for the weekend.<br \/>\n35&nbsp;~&nbsp;My fiancee is away for the weekend.<br \/>\n48&nbsp;~&nbsp;My wife is away for the weekend.<br \/>\n66&nbsp;~&nbsp;My second wife is dead.<\/LI><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>Favorite Sport<br \/>\n17&nbsp;~&nbsp;sex<br \/>\n25&nbsp;~&nbsp;sex<br \/>\n35&nbsp;~&nbsp;sex<br \/>\n48&nbsp;~&nbsp;sex<br \/>\n66&nbsp;~&nbsp;napping<\/LI><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>Definition of a Successful Date<br \/>\n17&nbsp;~&nbsp;&#8220;tongue&#8221;<br \/>\n25&nbsp;~&nbsp;&#8220;breakfast&#8221;<br \/>\n35&nbsp;~&nbsp;&#8220;She didn&#8217;t set back my therapy.&#8221;<br \/>\n48&nbsp;~&nbsp;&#8220;I didn&#8217;t have to meet her kids.&#8221;<br \/>\n66&nbsp;~&nbsp;&#8220;Got home alive.&#8221;<\/LI><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>Favorite Fantasy<br \/>\n17&nbsp;~&nbsp;getting to third<br \/>\n25&nbsp;~&nbsp;airplane sex<br \/>\n35&nbsp;~&nbsp;menage a trois<br \/>\n48&nbsp;~&nbsp;taking the company public<br \/>\n66&nbsp;~&nbsp;Swiss maid\/Nazi love slave<\/LI><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>House Pet<br \/>\n17&nbsp;~&nbsp;roaches<br \/>\n25&nbsp;~&nbsp;stoned-out college roommate<br \/>\n35&nbsp;~&nbsp;Irish setter<br \/>\n48&nbsp;~&nbsp;children from his first marriage<br \/>\n66&nbsp;~&nbsp;Barbi<\/LI><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>What&#8217;s The Ideal Age to get Married<br \/>\n17&nbsp;~&nbsp;25<br \/>\n25&nbsp;~&nbsp;35<br \/>\n35&nbsp;~&nbsp;48<br \/>\n48&nbsp;~&nbsp;66<br \/>\n66&nbsp;~&nbsp;17<\/LI><\/P><\/p>\n<p><li>Ideal Date<br \/>\n17&nbsp;~&nbsp;Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in<br \/>\n25&nbsp;~&nbsp;&#8220;Split the check before we go back to my place&#8221;<br \/>\n35&nbsp;~&nbsp;&#8220;Just come over.&#8221;<br \/>\n48&nbsp;~&nbsp;&#8220;Just come over and cook.&#8221;<br \/>\n66&nbsp;~&nbsp;sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas.<\/LI><\/P><br \/>\n<\/UL><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Drink17&nbsp;~&nbsp;beer 25&nbsp;~&nbsp;beer 35&nbsp;~&nbsp;vodka 48&nbsp;~&nbsp;double vodka 66&nbsp;~&nbsp;Maalox Seduction Line 17&nbsp;~&nbsp;My parents are away for the weekend. 25&nbsp;~&nbsp;My girlfriend is away for the weekend. 35&nbsp;~&nbsp;My fiancee is away for the weekend. 48&nbsp;~&nbsp;My wife is away for the weekend. 66&nbsp;~&nbsp;My second wife is dead. Favorite Sport 17&nbsp;~&nbsp;sex 25&nbsp;~&nbsp;sex 35&nbsp;~&nbsp;sex 48&nbsp;~&nbsp;sex 66&nbsp;~&nbsp;napping Definition of a Successful Date 17&nbsp;~&nbsp;&#8220;tongue&#8221; 25&nbsp;~&nbsp;&#8220;breakfast&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[918,924,950],"class_list":["post-1322","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-for-men","tag-life","tag-lists","tag-male"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1322","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1322"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1322\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1322"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1322"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1322"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}