{"id":132,"date":"2014-12-21T13:43:14","date_gmt":"2014-12-21T13:43:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=132"},"modified":"2014-12-21T13:43:14","modified_gmt":"2014-12-21T13:43:14","slug":"the-aol-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=132","title":{"rendered":"The AOL Car"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a 200 MPH speedometer.<\/li>\n<li>The AOL car would come equipped with a NEW and fantastic 8-Track tape player.<\/li>\n<li>The car would often refuse to start and owners would just expect this and try again later.<\/li>\n<li>The windshield would have an extra dark tint to protect the driver from seeing better cars.<\/li>\n<li>AOL would sell the same model car year after year and claim it&#8217;s the NEW model.<\/li>\n<li>Every now and then the brakes on the AOL car would just &#8220;lock-up&#8221; for no apparent reason.<\/li>\n<li>The AOL car would have a very plain body style but would have lots&#8217;a pretty colors and lights.<\/li>\n<li>The AOL car would have only one door but it would have 5 extra seats for family members.<\/li>\n<li>Anyone dissatisfied could return the car but must continue to make payments for 6 months.<\/li>\n<li>If an AOL car owner received 3 parking tickets AOL would take the car off of them.<\/li>\n<li>The AOL car would have an AOL Cell phone that can only place calls to other AOL car cell phones.<\/li>\n<li>AOL would pass a new car law forbidding AOL car owners from driving near other car dealerships.<\/li>\n<li>AOL car mechanics would have no experience in car repair.<\/li>\n<li>Younger AOL car drivers would be able to make other peoples AOL cars stall just for fun.<\/li>\n<li>It would not be possible to upgrade your AOL car stereo.<\/li>\n<li>AOL cars would be forced to use AOL gas that cost 20% more and gave worse mileage.<\/li>\n<li>Anytime an AOL car owner saw another AOL car owner he would wonder, M\/F\/age\/location?<\/li>\n<li>It would be common for AOL car owners to divorce just to marry another AOL car owner.<\/li>\n<li>AOL car owners would always claim to be older or younger than they really are.<\/li>\n<li>AOL cars would come with a steering wheel and AOL would claim no other cars have them.<\/li>\n<li>Every time you close the door on the AOL car it would say, &#8220;Good-Bye.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a 200 MPH speedometer. The AOL car would come equipped with a NEW and fantastic 8-Track tape player. The car would often refuse to start and owners would just expect this and try again later. The windshield would have an extra dark [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[145,406,924],"class_list":["post-132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aol","tag-aol","tag-computer","tag-lists"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=132"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}