{"id":1310,"date":"2014-12-28T01:12:29","date_gmt":"2014-12-27T23:12:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1310"},"modified":"2014-12-28T01:12:29","modified_gmt":"2014-12-27T23:12:29","slug":"the-nine-important-men-in-a-womans-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1310","title":{"rendered":"The Nine Important Men In A Woman&#8217;s Life!"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>The Doctor<br \/>\nbecause he says, &#8220;Take your clothes off.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>The Dentist<br \/>\nbecause he says, &#8220;Open wide.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>The Hairdresser<br \/>\nbecause he says,&#8221;Do you want it teased or blown?&#8221;.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>The Milkman<br \/>\nbecause he says, &#8220;Do you want it in the front or the back?&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>The Interior Decorator<br \/>\nbecause he says, &#8220;Once it&#8217;s in, you&#8217;ll love it!&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>The Stock Broker<br \/>\nbecause he says, &#8220;It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while, and then slowly fall back again.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>The Banker<br \/>\nbecause he says, &#8220;If you take it out too soon, you&#8217;ll lose interest.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<li>The Hunter<\nbecause he goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots.<\/li>\n<p><li>The Telephone Guy<br \/>\nbecause he says, &#8220;Would you like it on the table or up against the wall?<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Doctor because he says, &#8220;Take your clothes off.&#8221; The Dentist because he says, &#8220;Open wide.&#8221; The Hairdresser because he says,&#8221;Do you want it teased or blown?&#8221;. The Milkman because he says, &#8220;Do you want it in the front or the back?&#8221; The Interior Decorator because he says, &#8220;Once it&#8217;s in, you&#8217;ll love it!&#8221; The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[836,924],"class_list":["post-1310","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-for-women","tag-important-men","tag-lists"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1310","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1310"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1310\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}