My computer broke down.
\nIt crashed and burned!
\nAnd for my AOL,
\nI really yearned!
\nI tried to stay busy…
\nAnd keep it off my mind.
\nSo I went to Wal-Mart,
\nand got on their PC.
\nThe cashier in electronics
\nwas staring at me.
\nBut I didn’t care.
\nI had to get on line!
\nCheck my mail,
\nand see what buddies I can find.
\nI drew a crowd
\nas I began to cry.
\nI couldn’t find the password
\nno matter how hard I tried!
\nI need my AOL!!
\nI got to have my fix!!
\nGo to my favorite places,
\ncheck out some cool pics.
\nThe cashier called Security!
\nI heard her whisper low,
\n“We have ourselves a Psycho here”
\nand she has got to go!”
\nSecurity rushed over.
\nNot long did he stall.
\nObviously he has never suffered
\nfrom AOL withdrawal.
\nHe slapped cuffs on my wrists
\nand threw me out the door!
\nThen he looked at me and said,
\n“Don’t come round here no more!”
\nI feel so embarrassed!!
\nI have sunk so low!
\nTo be kicked out of Wal-Mart….
\nHow low can I go?
\nSo I’ll try really hard now
\nto rid myself of this affliction.
\nGet rid of these bad habits
\nand my AOL addiction!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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