{"id":1294,"date":"2014-12-28T00:39:12","date_gmt":"2014-12-27T22:39:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1294"},"modified":"2014-12-28T00:39:12","modified_gmt":"2014-12-27T22:39:12","slug":"how-men-could-win","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1294","title":{"rendered":"How Men Could Win"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Call her the next day.<\/li>\n<li>Always laugh at her jokes.<\/li>\n<li>Tell her (truthfully!) that you can&#8217;t wait to see her again.<\/li>\n<li>Offer her a back rub, without asking for one in return.<\/li>\n<li>Call her just to say you were thinking about her.<\/li>\n<li>Bring her a teddy bear and chicken soup when she&#8217;s sick.<\/li>\n<li>Write her a poem, even if it&#8217;s not very good.<\/li>\n<li>Slow dance with her (not only on a dance floor).<\/li>\n<li>Bring her flowers for no reason.<\/li>\n<li>Send her a (handwritten) letter just to say hello.<\/li>\n<li>Always remember your anniversaries and bring her something sweet, preferably chocolate.<\/li>\n<li>Kiss her in the middle of a sentence.<\/li>\n<li>Take her for a walk at sunset and stay to look up at the stars.<\/li>\n<li>Tell her something about you that no one else knows.<\/li>\n<li>Remind her that you think she&#8217;s beautiful. Keep saying it. She&#8217;ll never get tired of this one!<\/li>\n<li>Take a bubble bath together.<\/li>\n<li>Watch a sappy movie with her.<\/li>\n<li>Surprise her with a candlelight dinner.<\/li>\n<li>Never stop trying to impress her.<\/li>\n<li>Tell her you love her.<\/li>\n<li>Never forget how much she means to you.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Call her the next day. Always laugh at her jokes. Tell her (truthfully!) that you can&#8217;t wait to see her again. Offer her a back rub, without asking for one in return. Call her just to say you were thinking about her. Bring her a teddy bear and chicken soup when she&#8217;s sick. Write her [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[924,991,1528],"class_list":["post-1294","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-for-men","tag-lists","tag-men","tag-winning"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1294","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1294"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1294\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1294"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1294"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1294"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}