{"id":1287,"date":"2014-12-28T00:17:49","date_gmt":"2014-12-27T22:17:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1280"},"modified":"2014-12-28T00:17:49","modified_gmt":"2014-12-27T22:17:49","slug":"harleys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1287","title":{"rendered":"Harleys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven.<\/p>\n<p>At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, &#8220;Since you&#8217;ve been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hangout with anyone you want in Heaven.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, &#8220;I want to hangout with God.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. Arthur then asked God, &#8220;Hey, aren&#8217;t you the inventor of woman?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>God said, &#8220;Ah, yes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well,&#8221; said Arthur, &#8220;professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>There&#8217;s too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.<\/li>\n<li>It chatters constantly at high speeds.<\/LI>\n<li>Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.<\/LI>\n<li>The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust. And finally,<\/LI>\n<li>The maintenance costs are outrageous.<\/LI><\/ul>\n<p>&#8220;Hmmmm, you may have some good points there,&#8221; replied God, &#8220;hold on.&#8221; God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,&#8221; God said to Arthur, &#8220;but  according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, &#8220;Since you&#8217;ve been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hangout with anyone you want in Heaven.&#8221; Arthur thought about it for a minute and then [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[767,776],"class_list":["post-1287","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-for-men","tag-harleys","tag-heaven"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1287","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1287"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1287\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}