{"id":1286,"date":"2014-12-28T00:14:21","date_gmt":"2014-12-27T22:14:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1278"},"modified":"2014-12-28T00:14:21","modified_gmt":"2014-12-27T22:14:21","slug":"reasons-why-handguns-are-better-than-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1286","title":{"rendered":"Reasons Why Handguns are Better than Women"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>You can buy a silencer for a handgun.<\/li>\n<li>You can trade a .44 for two .22&#8217;s.<\/li>\n<li>You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.<\/li>\n<li>If you admire a friend&#8217;s handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.<\/li>\n<li>Your primary handgun doesn&#8217;t mind if you have a backup.<\/li>\n<li>Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.<\/li>\n<li>A handgun doesn&#8217;t take up a lot of closet space.<\/li>\n<li>Handguns function normally every day of the month.<\/li>\n<li>A handgun won&#8217;t ask, &#8220;Do these grips make me look fat?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you&#8217;re done using it.<\/li>\n<li>You can have more than one handgun living in the same house without having problems.<\/li>\n<li>A handgun doesn&#8217;t care how big your trigger finger is.<\/li>\n<li>A handgun won&#8217;t tell all of its friends if you are a &#8220;little fast on the trigger&#8221;&#8230;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You can buy a silencer for a handgun. You can trade a .44 for two .22&#8217;s. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road. If you admire a friend&#8217;s handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it. Your primary handgun doesn&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[761,1536],"class_list":["post-1286","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-for-men","tag-handgun","tag-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1286","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1286"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1286\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}