{"id":1284,"date":"2014-12-27T18:29:54","date_gmt":"2014-12-27T16:29:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1273"},"modified":"2014-12-27T18:29:54","modified_gmt":"2014-12-27T16:29:54","slug":"reasons-why-guitars-are-better-than-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1284","title":{"rendered":"Reasons Why Guitars are Better Than Women"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>A guitar has a volume knob<\/li>\n<li>If you break a guitar&#8217;s G-string, it only costs $. 79 for a new one<\/li>\n<li>You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to<\/li>\n<li>You can unplug a guitar<\/li>\n<li>You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more<\/li>\n<li>Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset<\/li>\n<li>You can finger a guitar in public and get applause, not arrested<\/li>\n<li>You can have a guitar any color you want and no one will care<\/li>\n<li>You can make your guitar as tight as you want it just by turning a peg.<\/li>\n<li>If your guitar doesn&#8217;t make sounds you like, you can retune it<\/li>\n<li>You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar<\/li>\n<li>If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set<\/li>\n<li>You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to *your* liking<\/li>\n<li>If you scratch a guitar&#8217;s back, it&#8217;s unintentional, not required<\/li>\n<li>You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s good to have a guitar that&#8217;s stretched out.<\/li>\n<li>You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed<\/li>\n<li>You can rent a guitar without worrying about who rented it before you.<\/li>\n<li>You can play the guitar with your bare fingers and no protective covering.<\/li>\n<li>You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.<\/li>\n<li>A guitar doesn&#8217;t take half of everything you own when you sell it.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A guitar has a volume knob If you break a guitar&#8217;s G-string, it only costs $. 79 for a new one You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to You can unplug a guitar You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more Other people can [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[753,924,1536],"class_list":["post-1284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-for-men","tag-guitars","tag-lists","tag-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1284"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1284\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}