“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell me about it. Do you have a grudge?”<\/P><\/p>\n
“Oh, no,” replied Mrs. O’Connor. “Sure now, we have a carport.”<\/P><\/p>\n
The solicitor tried again. “Well, does the man beat you up?”<\/P><\/p>\n
“No, no,” said Mrs. O’Connor, looking puzzled. “I’m always first out of bed.”<\/P><\/p>\n
Still hopeful, the solicitor tried once again. “Well, does he go in for unnatural connubial practices?”<\/P><\/p>\n
“Sure now, he plays the flute, but I don’t think he knows anything about the connubial.”<\/P><\/p>\n
Now desperate, the solicitor pushed on. “What I’m trying to find out are what grounds you have.”<\/P><\/p>\n
“Bless ye, sir. We live in a flat – not even a window box, let alone grounds.”<\/P><\/p>\n
“Mrs. O’Connor,” the solicitor said in considerable exasperation, “you need a reason that the court can consider. What is the reason for you seeking this divorce?”<\/P><\/p>\n
“Ah, well now,” said the lady, “Sure it’s because the man can’t hold an intelligent conversation.”<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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