{"id":1279,"date":"2014-12-27T18:10:47","date_gmt":"2014-12-27T16:10:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1263"},"modified":"2014-12-27T18:10:47","modified_gmt":"2014-12-27T16:10:47","slug":"the-eight-qualities-of-a-perfect-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1279","title":{"rendered":"The Eight Qualities Of A Perfect Husband"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Brave<br \/>\nIntelligent<br \/>\nGentle<br \/>\nPolite<br \/>\nEnergetic<br \/>\nNutty<br \/>\nIndustrious<br \/>\nSensitive<\/p>\n<p>And if all else fails, well &#8230; read the CAPITAL LETTERS only<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Brave Intelligent Gentle Polite Energetic Nutty Industrious Sensitive And if all else fails, well &#8230; read the CAPITAL LETTERS only<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[1146],"class_list":["post-1279","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-for-women","tag-perfect-husband"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1279","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1279"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1279\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1279"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1279"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1279"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}