{"id":1277,"date":"2014-12-27T18:06:38","date_gmt":"2014-12-27T16:06:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1259"},"modified":"2014-12-27T18:06:38","modified_gmt":"2014-12-27T16:06:38","slug":"good-bad-and-ugly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1277","title":{"rendered":"Good, Bad, and Ugly"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<p><li>Good: Your wife is pregnant<br \/>\nBad: It&#8217;s triplets<br \/>\nUgly: You had a vasectomy 5 years ago<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Good: Your wife is not talking to you<br \/>\nBad: She wants a divorce<br \/>\nUgly: She is a lawyer<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Good: Your son is finally maturing<br \/>\nBad: He&#8217;s involved with the woman next door.<br \/>\nUgly: So are you<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Good: Your son studies a lot in his room<br \/>\nBad: You find several porn movies hidden there<br \/>\nUgly: Your&#8217;re in them<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Good: Your Hubby and you agree, no more kids<br \/>\nBad: You can&#8217;t find your birth control pills<br \/>\nUgly: Your daughter borrowed them<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Good: Your husband understands fashion<br \/>\nBad: He&#8217;s a cross-dresser<br \/>\nUgly: He looks better then you<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Good: You give the &#8220;Birds &#038; Bees&#8221; talk to your daughter<br \/>\nBad: She keeps interrupting<br \/>\nUgly: With Corrections<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Good:The Postman&#8217;s early<br \/>\nBad: He&#8217;s wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun<br \/>\nUgly: You gave him nothing for Christmas<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Good: Your son is dating someone new<br \/>\nBad: It&#8217;s another man<br \/>\nUgly: He&#8217;s your best friend<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Good: Your daughter got a new job<br \/>\nBad: As a hooker<br \/>\nUgly: Your coworkers are her best clients<br \/>\nWay Ugly: She makes more money than you<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good: Your wife is pregnant Bad: It&#8217;s triplets Ugly: You had a vasectomy 5 years ago Good: Your wife is not talking to you Bad: She wants a divorce Ugly: She is a lawyer Good: Your son is finally maturing Bad: He&#8217;s involved with the woman next door. Ugly: So are you Good: Your son [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[924],"class_list":["post-1277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-men-vs-womendating","tag-lists"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1277"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1277\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}